Australian pop-icon Kiley Minogue turned up in London to kick off the opening night of Club G-A-Y, which is is hugely ironic considering how much of my hetero-love-musk is currently fogging up the computer screen. She's HOW old? She seriously does not look a day over gahhhh. Her radiance even outshines what seems to be a strange interpretive dance going on in the background featuring sex-bots from some Michael Caine movie. If Australia has the means to produce a babe of this caliber, I seriously don't get what's stopping them from just taking over the rest of the civilized world. If she was wearing that shine-tastic red leather get up while she walked into the United Nations, a new world order would follow shortly after. Even Estonia would be like: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever Kiley wants is cool with us. Lead us into the revolution, Kiley Minogue.
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