There must be a hole up in heaven somewhere, where evangelical creatures fall through and come to Earth in the form of women like Lacey Chabert. She attended something called the People StyleWatch Hollywood Denim Party, and probably sent some people to the hospital for turning their heads too fast. I don't know if there was a "denim only" dress code for this party, but even if there were, no party in the world would deny Chabert of entry. I'm quite positive that when I look into her eyes, she's looking right back, unraveling my soul like a ball of yarn. You can find piece in those eyes. She also has that amazingly wavy body. The arch in her back is so curvilinear you could play with your Hot Wheels on it. For a woman with such a magnificent figure, it's pretty lame that she mostly does voice acting. She's lent her vocals to over 40 animated programs and video-games, including the voice of Meg in the first season of Family Guy. What's the fun in that? Don't get me wrong, she has a great voice, but why wouldn't you want to share those eyes and that physique with the rest of the world? It is your duty, ma'am. Actually, I'm talking out my ass, because she's in 5 movies that were scheduled to come out this year, and only one has a release date. It's called SLIGHTLY SINGLE IN L.A., due out on December 1st, 2012. The plot revolves around (get ready for this) a love triangle! How new! I don't care, I'll still watch it and just cancel out the noise with "Jingle Bell Rock" while I imagine she's wearing her MEAN GIRLS Santa outfit.