There's a poor joke about how country bumpkin chicks are all butterfaces because they (and their gene contributors) have been raised on moonshine. It's a simple and stupid joke but for whatever reason it sticks in my head when I see images of Leann Rimes. I actually don't find her to be a butterface or ugly at all but I feel like I should call her a guilty pleasure hottie because most people tell me I'm crazy when I say I think she's sexy/pretty/attractive.
Now that Rimes isn't as well known for her powerful country pipes as she is for her husband stealing bad habits, the blonde is looking for different ways to supplement her income and based on all of these staged images of her getting ready before the CMT Awards the other night, it's as a spokesmodel for the Garnier hair product company. I actually can't tell if she's booked a permanent paid gig with them but dammit if that's not stopping her from all these pictures with her loving on the (label out!) bottles. Heck, it's dumb but I still would totally put my hypothetical penis in her.