I suppose there's a downside to everything in this life, even a scenario like this one. Imagine being the lucky guy standing around pumping gas when a hottie like Leilani Dowding pulls up next you in her slick Mercedes, all braless and leggy in tiny cut offs and f*ck me pumps. Then she starts leaning over said Mercedes with a squeegee, cleaning off her windshield in a seductive manner. Such a situation might make you think you just died and went to heaven. What you will have failed to realize was that she had just came from her celebrity scientology church meeting, where she no doubt learned all about lord xenu and his evil thetan agenda. I suppose they can't all be beautiful and brilliant. Some of them have to be utter morons easily lured into insane science fiction cults founded by con men. Not good news for those of us in need of some intelligent conversation in between sex sessions. Though I hear Tom Cruise is in the market for a new church-sanctioned life mate. Sounds like a match made in batshit.
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