I'm not even going to try to hide my bias here. I really hate tattoos, especially on women. Maybe that's sexist or whatever, but I can't think of anything that ruins a female body worse than a big, dumb, tattoo. I've never understood the appeal. Here you are, beautiful vision of woman, and all you can think to do is get Hello Kitty on your ass or a pair of six shooters stenciled across your tits. Stupid. Feeling that way makes seeing the state of Lena Heady particularly depressing. Lena's always been a favorite of mine since way back. Her nasty bitch of a character on Game of Thrones is a particularly fun-to-hate part of that show. I think we all appreciated her hot sex scenes in 300. What would possess such a classy dame to put a bunch of ink all over herself? I know, you're probably thinking you've seen worse. It's not about degrees. It's just the fact that it's there, where there was once beautiful, unblemished feminine skin. I guess it wouldn't have been so bad if she'd gotten a humming bird on her ankle or something, but why bother making a nature scene out of her back? When is she going to see that? She'd have to to turn her house into a changing room environment with the wall-to-wall mirrors just to catch a glimpse of it. This just sucks. Now I'm depressed. I need pie.