Here we can see Maria Menounos soaking up the sun and looking fan-frickin'-tastic again, only this time in another bikini. I wonder if some asshole Photoshopped the old ones and put some hypnotizing line pattern on the bikini to make it more alluring. Well, whether that was done or not, it's working. I'm transfixed and can't look away. Maria has always had an incredible body, and every blue moon, we'll get a sneak peek at the goods when she decides to wear a swimsuit as awesome as this. I'm also happy she has so many to choose from. I usually go a whole week without changing my underwear, much less my swimsuit. I can just imagine what's going through her head at that point. Hmm. Do I wear the extremely sexy black bikini that shows off my ass so well today, or do I wear the extremely sexy zebra bikini that shows off my ass so well? Oh darn! Because that is how Maria talks, ladies and gentlemen. She's thinking of us. And God bless her.
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