Woe is freakin' me, I swear to the goddesses above and below. My personal life has been the complete definition of suck these last 6 months and as I manage to battle the morning sun when it refuses to stop rising every 24 hours and drudge through my socially minded but financially non-lucrative day to return home and bathe in the frivolous and trivial moments in celebrities' lives, I still can't outdo Jessica Alba. The woman has a couple of kids with a dude who looks one step up on the evolutionary chain from the Cromagnon man in a history museum, has dozens of foreign dudes with cameras making their living as paparazzi following her every move and she still looks far more put together than I do on a miserable mid-week day. The beautiful people live hard lives. But I could deal with the difficulty of life if there were as many dollah-dollah bills y'all in my bank account too.