Lilly = Kid Writer?

First of all, huge props to Ocelot Snake for photoshopping that image of Evangeline Lilly for me a while back, changing the fruit she had in her hand to a Cherry. Because it's awesome and it makes me all happy when I see her dimples in that sly little smirk on her face...

Lilly recently finished up her run on the popular television series, "Lost" and has been running around declaring that she's unemployed and homeless, thus sparking many male fans' heads to simultaneously explode over figuring out how they were all going to time-share her on their various sleeping quarters. But now the actress is telling talk-show host Craig Ferguson that she wants to be a writer. Specifically for childrens' books. She said on his show the other night, "I write everything across the board -- kids stories and novels and scripts. I actually would like to give that a go; I'd like to try to be a writer."

Oh, Monkey. I don't think those books would end up in the paws of the youngsters. I DO think they'd be best sellers, but their pages would be glued together by the perverse imaginations of your devoted followers. So when I read the little passage she recited about "Squickerwonkers," I instantly understood that it had pretty much nothing to do with little kids.