And now, in continuing Lindsay Lohan, "Bitch, please!" news, we have word straight out of the mouth of the fallen star's mother, that Donald Trump himself is attempting to woo Lilo into appearing on next season's edition of "Celebrity Apprentice." Hell, I know Trump likes to capitalize on any shred of fame that he can manipulate but even Maria Kanellis is screaming about how she's less of a joke than Lohan.
Says the almighty mother of all mothers, Dina Lohan, "Donald is a friend of the family, and producers of 'Celebrity Apprentice' have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She's deciding if she wants to do it or not, but she currently has three films in production, so she's very busy."
Um, I know you taught your daughter the "Bitch, Please!" strut, but BITCH, PLEASE! Your daughter is not all that damn busy and you know that any chance you have to skate some bucks off her coked-up and withered ass, you're going to jump all over it.