Lindsay Lohan is on the road to recovery. First, she learns that vagina is better than penis. Kinda like a vegan rediscovering their carnivore side. (Or would that be the other way around?) Then she learns the pivotal part of keeping herself on the straight and narrow - Doritos and Pepsi. Since we've all learned that the path to hell is paved with Cheetos and Red Bull. Bravo, Linds. Bravo.