Hasn't she done this already? The Marilyn Monroe remake shoot. Yeah, that's where we've seen them tits before. That and about a million paparazzi shots of her side boob and crotch region. So why is it that Lindsay believes that going totally nude in her next movie is going to resurrect the career she ground into a bloody pulp after her umpteeth DUI arrest?
I'm not sure why, but I'm fairly certain that Dina is behind pushing her darling daughter to star for next to nothing in a yet-to-be-identified indie movie. I love when they're vague. Independent means a whole hell of a lot of flicks nowadays (hell, there are people who refer to JUNO as being an indie) but the one thing that this particular potential masterpiece is going to be able to claim is that it'll have full Lohan nudity. Woo.
I wish I could be happier about the fact that Linds has found herself semi-stable and in a good lesbian relationship (stop denying it... we all know what voodoo DJs have over you actresses, babe), but I'm still worried. See, I liked it better when she DIDN'T take herself too seriously and was a good guaranteed laugh a day. When people were paying her a lot of money to keep her clothes on and were appalled at the thought of her being taken advantage of by Fez. There's a touch of nostalgia in my throat for that girl now. *sniff*