OK, here's the thing: I had this great paragraph where I was all humourous and shit about Lindsay Lohan and her great bewbs and how they're all big and fabulous and that it's all due to her lesbian tendencies of late and blah blah blah... then my connection f*cked up and I lost it all. Not a huge loss, but still. That shit annoys me more than the pro-discrimination assholes who are pro-Prop 8 here in Cali. Sure... parade the homos out for your amusement when it so suits you, but then pretend that you're offended that they want the same rights as you? STFU.
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