While my past Lindsay Lohan article was, in a schadenfreude way, good news, this time I unfortunately have some crappy news we all knew were coming. Lindsay Lohan will be appealing against her 90-day jail sentence.
"Lindsay’s lawyer only has to file a notice of appeal with the Judge, and under California law, particularly misdemeanor probation appeals, the defendant must be granted bail.
Judge Revel will be forced to give Lohan bail pending the appeal, and Lindsay wouldn't even have to appear in front of Judge Revel again."
I can't believe I actually defended and felt sorry for the bitch last time, this makes me want to punch a baby! Oh and guess who she has hired as her new lawyer, non other than Satan's spawn #7 George Shapiro. If she doesn't set foot in a cell I'll probably be as outraged as when O.J. Simpson walked free... this just makes the system look stupid and more celebrities will think they're untouchable. Good job legal system! Wait until you get more famous heroin whores on your streets.
Check out the pictures of her getting all though & shit just in case she goes to the big house, look closer and see that in a few years she will end up looking like Mickey Rourke.
Click on each photo to enlarge!