In a completely unprecedented act of whoriness, Lindsay Lohan puts on an enthralling display of her charms in these black and whites for L'Officiel Hommes. The photos were taken by Olivier Zahm, who could be most easily described as Terry Richardson meets Hunter S. Thompson, and also founded the French fashion magazine Purple. There's not much doubt in my mind that these photos only tell half of the story that really took place. Lindsay is still attractive to me, I admit with guilt. Not attractive in a "swimsuit model" or "girl next door kind of way"... more like a "drunk babysitter who burns holes in the couch" kind of way. I would never actually do anything with her, but the thought is so wrong, she's the ultimate hot pan. I like to get my fingers burned once in a while.