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Lindsay Lohan is posing in ...*gag*... Playboy!

Oct. 25, 2011by: Seth Gecko

Do you guys remember a young red-headed goddess named Lindsay Lohan back about seven or eight years ago who was destined for entertainment greatness? I sure do but fast-forward seven or eight years later and I'm sorry to say that those days are long gone unless she can one day pull herself out of the shitter. However that seems unlikely at this point. Well you can add one more nail to the coffin that is her career as even though she's never looked worse in her life than she does now, sources at TMZ.com have confirmed that she is in fact posing nude for the Hef in a future issue of Playboy magazine. You can call me gay all you want but I honestly have no interest in this photo-shoot. This woman makes me sick both with her looks and her squandering of the gifts she's been given in life that so many would kill for.

I think what's even sadder though is that Hef was so desperate to sign Lohan to the deal that he had to give in and pay her a whopping $1 million for the shoot. Initially she was offered $750,000 but I guess she figured she was worth so much more. Either way she'll definitely be on the cover of the issue she posed for though we don't have any details as to how provocative the photos are or when the issue will be released. For more details on the story, be sure to follow this link and I'm just going to go ahead and post a photo below of Lindsay the way we all want to remember her. To all the Photoshop experts that work for Playboy, I hope you have lots of Gatorade in the fridge and wrist protectors cause you're gonna need it.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: I wonder if this shoot counts for her community service hours? I guess not cause she's supposed to be serving them at a city morgue.
Source: TMZ.com

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5:34AM on 10/31/2011
disgusting, what has playboy come to, she is more fit for hustler.
disgusting, what has playboy come to, she is more fit for hustler.
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1:16AM on 10/26/2011
Too little too late, you skank-ass whore.
Too little too late, you skank-ass whore.
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12:52AM on 10/26/2011
Yesssss!!! Lindsey is still hot as fuck shes always been a fave of mine!! Trust me there could be worst actresses posing for Playboy! Like Salma Hayak that would be fucking gross id rather gouge out my eyeballs!!! yuck!
Yesssss!!! Lindsey is still hot as fuck shes always been a fave of mine!! Trust me there could be worst actresses posing for Playboy! Like Salma Hayak that would be fucking gross id rather gouge out my eyeballs!!! yuck!
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8:10PM on 10/27/2011
Salma Hayek and yuck in the same sentence seems wrong.
Salma Hayek and yuck in the same sentence seems wrong.
8:45PM on 10/25/2011
Can't believe Playboy is even entertaining her, but anymore since internet porn they are incredibly irrelevant. Maybe if she was doing a spread in a magazine that can blend with her current skankness (Hustler, Club, maybe Penthouse if they are still around) it would be more entertaining. But playboy spreads are boring, and we have already seen her nude.
Can't believe Playboy is even entertaining her, but anymore since internet porn they are incredibly irrelevant. Maybe if she was doing a spread in a magazine that can blend with her current skankness (Hustler, Club, maybe Penthouse if they are still around) it would be more entertaining. But playboy spreads are boring, and we have already seen her nude.
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3:30PM on 10/25/2011
Let me get a time machine and get Lohan circa 2004 and bring her to that shoot.
Let me get a time machine and get Lohan circa 2004 and bring her to that shoot.
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3:00PM on 10/25/2011
this would have been great news 5 years ago
this would have been great news 5 years ago
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2:11PM on 10/25/2011
Eww. Just eww. This skank gives me the heebie jeebies. I feel like disease jumping at me through her pics and rotted meth teeth.
Eww. Just eww. This skank gives me the heebie jeebies. I feel like disease jumping at me through her pics and rotted meth teeth.
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1:22PM on 10/25/2011

its a damn shame

3 maybe 4 years ago I would have given my left nut to see this crackhead pose nude, but man have you seen her lately? She looks like sh*t. Her teeth are rotting. Tequila's got it right, bring on the porn.
3 maybe 4 years ago I would have given my left nut to see this crackhead pose nude, but man have you seen her lately? She looks like sh*t. Her teeth are rotting. Tequila's got it right, bring on the porn.
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1:18PM on 10/25/2011
I hope she goes back to Red Hair for the pose.
I hope she goes back to Red Hair for the pose.
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1:02PM on 10/25/2011
Next step...PORN!
Go for it!
Next step...PORN!
Go for it!
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12:07PM on 10/25/2011

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

I was just thinking that exact thing about her the other day. Right around Mean Girls, I would've given my left nut for a shot at her. But now? I'd be more likely to hand over all my spare change just for her to leave me alone (and eat something for god sakes).
I was just thinking that exact thing about her the other day. Right around Mean Girls, I would've given my left nut for a shot at her. But now? I'd be more likely to hand over all my spare change just for her to leave me alone (and eat something for god sakes).
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12:00PM on 10/25/2011
Fuck that!... I can't wait! I'd love to see those freckled tig-o-bitties.
Fuck that!... I can't wait! I'd love to see those freckled tig-o-bitties.
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8:46PM on 10/25/2011
Not hard to find, she already has done Playboy style artsy nude spreads.
Not hard to find, she already has done Playboy style artsy nude spreads.
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10:46AM on 10/25/2011
I'm in total agreement , she's squandered so much , it's hard to generate any sympathy , as for posing nude ... YIKES !!
I'm in total agreement , she's squandered so much , it's hard to generate any sympathy , as for posing nude ... YIKES !!
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