Called it! After serving only 14 days in jail (I missed it by 1 day) Lindsay Lohan was released from her supposed 90 days sentence, few people were surprised (and some others owe me 20 bucks). At least this time she spent a little more time compared to the 84 minutes she stayed there during 2007, I guess the third time will be the charm, at this rate in 2015 she will be sentenced to 3-4 years but will be released in 5 months.
She was escorted at 1:35am to UCLA Medical Center to begin (yet AGAIN) rehab. It's reported that she will spend around 3 months as per orders of the judge who mentioned she had to report to rehab after jail, the judge also commented that she had no control over the duration the actress would be in lock up but did demand that she serve her time at a women's jail operated by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
So there you have it folks, if you want to blame someone or something, blame it on overcrowding, f*ck you overcrowding, you've once again let loose another wackjob until it's too late and an old lady and her puppies get run over.