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Lindsay Lohan released from jail

Aug. 2, 2010by: Randy the Ram

Called it! After serving only 14 days in jail (I missed it by 1 day) Lindsay Lohan was released from her supposed 90 days sentence, few people were surprised (and some others owe me 20 bucks). At least this time she spent a little more time compared to the 84 minutes she stayed there during 2007, I guess the third time will be the charm, at this rate in 2015 she will be sentenced to 3-4 years but will be released in 5 months.

She was escorted at 1:35am to UCLA Medical Center to begin (yet AGAIN) rehab. It's reported that she will spend around 3 months as per orders of the judge who mentioned she had to report to rehab after jail, the judge also commented that she had no control over the duration the actress would be in lock up but did demand that she serve her time at a women's jail operated by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

So there you have it folks, if you want to blame someone or something, blame it on overcrowding, f*ck you overcrowding, you've once again let loose another wackjob until it's too late and an old lady and her puppies get run over.

Extra Tidbit: She's one slippery bitch!
Source: Yahoo!

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7:36PM on 08/03/2010
I understand that people are sick of hearing about her problems but that's not a reason to keep her in jail. What she did to end up there (missing a court meeting)was but it's still not a serious offense.

We tend to make every event involving celebrities bigger than what they actually are but jails were built for people more dangerous. Hopefully, her stay will be the kick in the ass that she needs.
I understand that people are sick of hearing about her problems but that's not a reason to keep her in jail. What she did to end up there (missing a court meeting)was but it's still not a serious offense.

We tend to make every event involving celebrities bigger than what they actually are but jails were built for people more dangerous. Hopefully, her stay will be the kick in the ass that she needs.
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9:03PM on 08/04/2010
Yep, we tend to exaggerate, especially us writers but considering all that she has done, she IS a danger not only to herself but to other people if you take into account her reckless life.
Yep, we tend to exaggerate, especially us writers but considering all that she has done, she IS a danger not only to herself but to other people if you take into account her reckless life.
7:09PM on 08/03/2010
Lohan being released from jail is clear sign of the coming end of days, beware 2012!
Lohan being released from jail is clear sign of the coming end of days, beware 2012!
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3:26PM on 08/03/2010

Right now, her rating in

the Ghoul Pool just skyrocketed.
the Ghoul Pool just skyrocketed.
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11:24AM on 08/03/2010

Flea-bag gets off again.

Ahh, the famous persons act, probably hidden in the constitution (who actually reads that thing)kicks in again. You know if it was some regular joblow they'd have a longer sentence & would have to serve it fully & the courts would tack on some community service to boot. I really hope she overdoses soon just to end the suffering of everyone forced to know of her existence.
Ahh, the famous persons act, probably hidden in the constitution (who actually reads that thing)kicks in again. You know if it was some regular joblow they'd have a longer sentence & would have to serve it fully & the courts would tack on some community service to boot. I really hope she overdoses soon just to end the suffering of everyone forced to know of her existence.
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8:53AM on 08/03/2010
I'm giving this a thumbs up, only because I'm of the mind that Randy used "slippery bitch" as a double-entendre.
I'm giving this a thumbs up, only because I'm of the mind that Randy used "slippery bitch" as a double-entendre.
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3:20AM on 08/03/2010
She might be a slippery bitch, but we'd all still fuck her and we know it!!!
She might be a slippery bitch, but we'd all still fuck her and we know it!!!
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12:22AM on 08/03/2010

This is not going to end well..

She keeps being let loose, she will never learn her lesson. Unfortunately, if she keeps it up, I don't think she will make it to 30.
She keeps being let loose, she will never learn her lesson. Unfortunately, if she keeps it up, I don't think she will make it to 30.
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8:52AM on 08/03/2010
Unfortunately, or 'fortunately'? ;)
Unfortunately, or 'fortunately'? ;)
6:10PM on 08/02/2010
Well, at least I know where to move if I am young, talentless, and coked-up fuck-up. Fucking whore deserves to be put away in a North Korean cell, at least they show more justice than these celebrity butt lickers in LA.
Well, at least I know where to move if I am young, talentless, and coked-up fuck-up. Fucking whore deserves to be put away in a North Korean cell, at least they show more justice than these celebrity butt lickers in LA.
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