As much as I would like to back away slowly from the firecrotch, I am only human like the rest of the world (aside from that bitch who had her boyfriend videotape her throwing puppies into a river... if you haven't seen this, DON'T make the mistake of looking at it like I did or it will f*ck you up worse than anything LiLo has ever done). And Lindsay Lohan seems to be constantly on the ready to deliver the goods that she's a certifiable train wreck that even the best of souls can't look away from.
In her latest interview with Vanity Fair, that wonderful piece of journalism which also brought the Courtney Love "I did heroin while pregnant" story to the presses years ago, LiLo spouts off about why she's still a A-lister. “I don’t care what anyone says. I know that I’m a damn good actress. … And I know that in my past I was young and irresponsible—but that’s what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes,” says the actress. She continues, “I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have—never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done—to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”
Bipitty, boppity boo! I'd love to be this chick's fairy godmother (aka her personal Jamie Spears) and fix her shit, but I think she's too head-strong to allow that to happen. Maybe someone could start feeding her Frapps instead of the Red Bulls? Is that the ticket to brain domination? I did find it interesting that the interviewer for this story also contacted some of the bigger paparazzi names whom Lindsay complains about haunting her, only to be repeatedly told that the actress has be cooperating with them over the last few tumultuous years, willing to pose for a check in the neighborhood of $10K. Well, I guess she's considering those acting gigs.