I hate you Lindsay Lohan! No, I don't hate you hate you, I don't even love to hate you, I hate to be turned on by your stupid little photos and your stupid suckleicious tits and all that sleazy sexiness that's in you stupid little face. Why must you torment me this way? Why? I just want to hate all the stupid shit you do and especially every time the whole system gives you a break after break. DAMN YOU LOOOOOHAAAAN! ...and damn you Maxim for giving us another dosage of sexy Lohan.