"What? A-Rod doesn't like tits? Ah, hell..."
One of Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguards heard that you're looking for the hot summer read to keep you preoccupied in the upcoming months and has answered the call! In the tome, he details a typical night out on the town for the cokehead freckle face, including that one time she wanted to kick Cameron Diaz's ass.
While out at a night club, Lindsay's bodyguard, Lee Weaver, said the former child It Girl spied Diaz hanging out at an adjacent table and attempted to shake him so that she could mince words - and scratch out eyes. “They sat right next to us in another booth,” Weaver writes. “Right after that I heard one of Lindsay’s girlfriend say, ‘There is that bitch! Go kick her ass right now.’”
But leave it to Cameron's boyfriend at the time, Justin Timberlame, to cool things down. “Justin walked right up to me and said, ‘Hey big man can I talk to you for a second?’ Cameron and Lindsay are looking at each other like they want to kill each other. I don’t know what this is all about but I came out just to listen to some music and have a good time. I definitely don’t want to fight you and I know you don’t want to fight me. This is what we can do. I will keep Cameron in our booth and you keep Lindsay in her booth.’” Weaver writes that Lohan was the instigator in the situation, implying that the BAD TEACHER star had nothing to do with the heated moment.
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