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Lindsay Lohan's Playboy shoot so bad, they're giving her a week off jail to reshoot it

4 years agoby: Cherry Liquor

 

Why the hell does anyone care about this washed up piece of trash? Is it because of the automatic transmission of information that the internet and our smart phones bring to us? That no one born after 1981 can go more than 15 minutes without whipping out some device with which to talk to a faceless crowd of people who pay more attention to what they have to say than their parents did when they begged for mommy and daddy to ohh and ahh over their fingerpainting??

Last week, Lindsay Lohan participated in a 4-day long photoshoot for Playboy in which she was finally supposed to bear absolutely everything, from her pale pink wet weasel nose nipples to her gaping, $3 hooker fire crotch. Hugh Hefner himself decreed that the shoot was so bad that he was scrapping all of it, bringing in a new photographer and starting fresh. And by fresh, it apparently means no more LiLo cootch to keep your hopes up for.

So, yeah. I want you to start listing what exactly it will take to get this chick out of the news. I need to hear some clever shit this Friday. Something that distracts me from the fact that her 30-day jail stint for skipping out on her court-ordered community service work at a morgue is going to be postponed so that she can handle this "obligation" first.

Source: DListed

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8:12AM on 11/12/2011
What a complete waste of time.
What a complete waste of time.
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8:41PM on 11/07/2011
If you'd have told me back in 2004 that in a few years' time I'd have absolutely no interest in seeing Ms. Lohan naked, I'd have said you were crazy. : ?
If you'd have told me back in 2004 that in a few years' time I'd have absolutely no interest in seeing Ms. Lohan naked, I'd have said you were crazy. : ?
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11:29PM on 11/06/2011
The irony of your first paragraph is pretty hilarious...you do realize your writing for the internet?

In other news, F*** this bitch.
The irony of your first paragraph is pretty hilarious...you do realize your writing for the internet?

In other news, F*** this bitch.
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9:51AM on 11/06/2011

To quote Peter Griffin...

Its like yeah she's naked, but who gives a shit?
Its like yeah she's naked, but who gives a shit?
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11:30AM on 11/05/2011
I guess senility has finally caught up with My Man HUGH . Who could have thought this was a GOOD idea ?? I used to find LILO uber cute , but time and recreational activities , have NOT BEEN KIND !! Yikes !!
I guess senility has finally caught up with My Man HUGH . Who could have thought this was a GOOD idea ?? I used to find LILO uber cute , but time and recreational activities , have NOT BEEN KIND !! Yikes !!
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1:40PM on 11/04/2011
Man i will NOT be buying this issue of Playboy. No reason for my money to ever support this out of control drug addict.
Man i will NOT be buying this issue of Playboy. No reason for my money to ever support this out of control drug addict.
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6:23PM on 11/04/2011
While I agree with your sentiment, unfortunately she has already been paid and I doubt she gets royalties from issues sold.

While I agree with your sentiment, unfortunately she has already been paid and I doubt she gets royalties from issues sold.

1:10PM on 11/04/2011
Haha, even her Playboy shoot needs a re-shoot.
Haha, even her Playboy shoot needs a re-shoot.
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4:38AM on 11/04/2011
paging captain obvious
paging captain obvious
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2:45AM on 11/04/2011
Why won't she just take a massive overdose and fucking die already?

I'm sick of this bitch!
Why won't she just take a massive overdose and fucking die already?

I'm sick of this bitch!
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