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Welcome all to another edition of The Sexy Six, I'm doing a three part series where we’ll be focusing on my favorite article of clothing for women. A Skirt. Very feminine in presentation, very practical in certain situations. Seeing a girl in a skirt is like window-shopping for her behind, like entering a bakery and smelling the delicious baked goods. You’re so close you can almost taste it. Don’t you all just want to lift up a skirt and spank a chick? No? Uh, OK, moving on.
For your viewing pleasure this time will be all about the staple fantasy of many red blooded American boys: The cheerleaders. If a video game existed about highschool sexcapades, a cheerleader would be one of the final bosses, right below threesome. They jump, they giggle, they twirl, they do sexy dances, they’re usually very passionate and with those skirts and skimpy outfits they’re so hard to resist. So let’s take a look-see at some sexy cheerleaders throughout film.
Blame the 70s for our fascination with cheerleaders, for starters it seems that 1 out of 5 porn movies were about cheerleading. Those were definitely different times, free love was all around, sexploitation flicks were booming and the cheerleader subgenre was all the rage. Case in point: THE CHEERLEADERS, where said cheerleaders concoct a most ingenious plan so their team can win the championship: Have sex with all the players of the opposing team so they end up exhausted when the big game comes, in the end, my guess is that they ALL win.
THE CHEERLEADERS obtained only the honorable mention because to be honest, it’s just a crotch shot away from being a porno and it also fails in having a girl to headline some kind of hotness. More than sexy it’s just a so bad it’s good softcore unfunny comedy porn film.
Chick flicks, teen chick flicks for that matter, aren’t all that bad, most of the time they have some sort of eye candy in store especially when they deal with cheerleaders as the subject matter. BRING IT ON is certainly worthy of our time as it has a little bit of cuteness, some sauciness and a dash of hotness. In other words, Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku and Gabrielle Union.
As a special exclusive for you my dear readers, I took the ending credits sequence, added a less annoying song and slowed it down a bit for the utmost sexiness. If you want to see these girls swaying seductively and shaking their bootays do yourself a favor and see the clip.
Gimme an H! Gimme an O! Gimme a T! What does it spell? STEAMY! No wait... HOT! Either way, that’s two words to describe Maria Bello’s scene in A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE. If you look closely, the rest of the Sexy Six consist of chicks mainly being a tease. Sure they’re hot, they got the moves, the body and that look in their eyes that says “take me”, but that’s as far as it goes, as opposed to über MILF Bello, who dons the cheerleading outfit just to pleasure her man (bonus points for having Viggo Mortensen as her man), not only does she have that look in her eye, she clearly wants it and she’s going to get it, this girl won’t be taking any prisoners tonight. Go wildcat go! Me and a little friend will cheer you on.
Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Don’t forget to participate! Do voice your thoughts and rants down below. Should I have gone with other choices? Maybe some TV cheerleaders, or cheerleaders that weren’t wearing any skirts? Always remember, this is just some horndog’s opinion. Stay tuned for the next edition where we’ll be looking at school girls!