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12.23.2013by: Salacious Crumb

Sexiest Hottie Movie Characters of 2013!

If you're here, chances are you have a fondness for movies, or perhaps even more so, a fondness for hotties. We like to keep tabs on all sorts of hot actresses and their public appearances, photoshoots, etc., but we rarely ever get to focus on the characters they play in the movies. Who are these characters? They have personalities too, y'know? There were a lot of memorable hottie roles for the picking throughout this year in cinema, some of which we simply can't let go unrecognized. So without further adieu, please enjoy our Top 10 Sexiest Hottie Movie Characters of 2013!

Honorable Mention: Linda Lovelace (Amanda Seyfried) in Lovelace

This is going up as an honorable mention for two reasons. One, the movie's based on real-life DEEP THROAT star Linda Lovelace. Two, it took the flick a long while to get released and when it finally did, no one knew about it. You haven't heard the best part yet. We get to see a generous amount of Amanda Seyfried… topless! Sure, given the subject matter, there's also a lot of drama, drugs, screaming, crying and so on. But still… Amanda Seyfried naked, you guys! Joy to the world! Okay, moving on...

#10: Theodora (Mila Kunis) in Oz The Great And Powerful

Yeah, I realize the incongruity of marking down The Wicked Witch of the West on the list of "sexiest" movie characters. And even though I could make the argument that Mila Kunis still looks pretty bangable in prosthetics and green make-up, I'm clearly referring to Theodora before she turns wicked. She starts out as an innocent but naive good witch who happens to enjoy wearing leather pants. Well, at least we enjoyed watching her wear them.

#9: Mako Mori (Rinko Kikuchi) in PACIFIC RIM

Mako could kick my ass, she could kick your ass, but there's something about her uninterrupted desire to battle monsters in a giant robot suit that reaches out to my inner-child. Granted, there were plenty of things about PACIFIC RIM that went way over my head (or just didn't make sense), but with Rinko Kikuchi in that jumpsuit, it was easy to get distracted. I suppose Rinko plays this character off as a little more cute, or downright beautiful rather than "sexy". Still, I thought she deserved a little recognition.

#8: Dahl (Katee Sackhoff) in Riddick

Katee Sackhoff actually starred in a few films this year, but her most notable character was Dahl, the bosomy bounty hunter in RIDDICK. It's always nice to see the "Battlestar Galactica" hottie back at work again, especially in an outfit like this. The peculiar lack of armor on her chest made RIDDICK a much more appreciated viewing experience. Katee's naughty-turned-nice performance inspired us to do many things, one of which rhymes with her last name (I bet you've never heard that one before).

#7: Rose O'Reilly (Jennifer Aniston) in We're The Millers

There's something about a wig-wearing stripper and her willingness to help you smuggle drugs across the Mexican border that really reaches out to me as perfect girlfriend material. That's also the premise of Rose O'Reilly played by Jennifer Aniston in WE'RE THE MILLERS. She has a heart of gold and the ability to break you out of tough situation with her hypnotic pole-dancing techniques. Think what you want about Aniston in the real world, but Rose is stone-cold fox and she didn't date John Mayer.

#6: Miss San Antonio (Amber Heard) in Machete Kills

Don't get distracted by the cleavage and the hairspray… it's part of her cover. I can count all the good things to come out of MACHETE KILLS on one hand. Amber Heard's red hot portrayal of Miss San Antonio is one of them. As much as I giggled like a school girl when I first saw Sofia Vergara's bullet-spraying juggs, I was much more impressed by the all-around sexiness of Heard's character, even she is sort of a backstabbing c*nt. At least I know she'd be less likely to bite my balls off. Yikes.

#5: Tauriel (Evangeline Lilly) in The Hobbit: Desolation Of Smaug

Evangeline Lilly was the male movie-goer's answer to Zachary "Spock Ears" Quinto this year, with her portrayal of Tauriel in THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG. She's beautiful, she's brave, and she'll give you Mirkwood. Plus it brought a hug sigh of relief to see a new female in the HOBBIT franchise who isn't Cate Blanchett or Liv Tyler. Looks like Katniss has some competition as far as being the hottest babe with a bow (and with a love-triangle dilemma. Oy yoy yoy…).

#4 (Tie): Clara and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) in Byzantium and Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

It was a real yin and yang of career choices for Gemma Arterton this year, playing the vampire Clara in BYZANTIUM, and playing the witch-decapitating Gretel in HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS. One is a bloodsucking creature who hunts down humans, the other is a human who hunts down flesh-eating creatures. Both of them, however, are all kinds of sexy, and it was simply impossible to decide between the two. Clara, for whom Gemma uses her lovely English accent, has mastered in the art of seduction in order to keep a roof over her and her sister Eleanor's heads. For Gretel, Gemma displays her killer sexy American accent, and is a genuine blood-spilling badass. And if I dare mention it again, she sports some awesome leather pants.

#3: Barbara Sugarman (Scarlett Johansson) in Don Jon

Barbara may be a bit of a nag, but you can't be too nitpicky when you're hiding a serious chronic addiction to porn. And when you're dating someone who looks like Scarlett Johansson, do you really need to view porn ever again in your life? Even if it's only for two weeks, that single boob-grab which ended the relationship should be enough to satisfy your quenches for decades. Anyway, while she may be a bit selfish and high-maintainance, she's still a flirtatiously foxy, fun ride for a while. And hey, at least your parents dig her.

#2 (Tie): Rosalyn Rosenfeld and Sydney Prosser in American Hustle

Another tie! I think for obvious reasons. When you think of ladies who hustle, you think of gals who use sex to provoke your judgement to get what they want. That, in a sense, is the way Rosalyn (Amy Adams) and Sydney (Jennifer Lawrence) do business in AMERICAN HUSTLE. It's alway great to receive a reminder from Amy Adams exactly how hot she is with a performance like this. Thanks, Amy. Lawrence has obviously had a hugely successful year, but this conniving, seductive hottie character is looking to be a stand-out moment for her, or any actress, in 2013.

#1: The girls of Spring Breakers

Some of the best eye-candy of the year came from Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine in SPRING BREAKERS. Hell, even James Franco's "Alien" can join this list! Harmony Korine's return to the director's chair may be a bit unsettling, and even a bit pervy, but it resulted in some memorable and wildly sexy scenes. As far as the delivery of massive amounts of T&A, while at the same time delivering some very interesting performances (in a good way), it hasn't been done this way in a long time, or perhaps ever. At the very least, this movie gave us well over a year of some of the most titillating promo posters ever seen by human eyes.

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7:16PM on 12/24/2013

40 year old strippers don't look like that

Sorry, funny movie, but I think having her be an exotic dancer really pressed the disbelief.
Sorry, funny movie, but I think having her be an exotic dancer really pressed the disbelief.
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3:58PM on 12/23/2013
The movie was horrible (the best character was James Franco) but I have to say after looking at this image... where's Rachel Korine? She was just as hot as the bigger names.
The movie was horrible (the best character was James Franco) but I have to say after looking at this image... where's Rachel Korine? She was just as hot as the bigger names.
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7:15AM on 12/24/2013
There, I changed it just for you!

Plus I agree, I just happened to really like that previous image.
There, I changed it just for you!

Plus I agree, I just happened to really like that previous image.
3:57PM on 12/23/2013
The character was insanely loathsome. If it had been played by anyone other than Scarlett, I doubt it would have worked.
The character was insanely loathsome. If it had been played by anyone other than Scarlett, I doubt it would have worked.
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3:55PM on 12/23/2013

Sure, she's hot

(keep in mind I didn't watch this particular movie) ... but Amber Heard is vastly underrated for just how great of an actress she is. I want to see her in more movies where she's given the chance to shine without necessarily having to do the "uglifying" that they do to beautiful women to get people to take them seriously in film.
(keep in mind I didn't watch this particular movie) ... but Amber Heard is vastly underrated for just how great of an actress she is. I want to see her in more movies where she's given the chance to shine without necessarily having to do the "uglifying" that they do to beautiful women to get people to take them seriously in film.
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3:54PM on 12/23/2013

Yes

Asian female characters can be super in-your-face aggressive when they're in action movies but Rinko managed to deliver a character who had depth beyond just kicking ass. I liked her a lot.
Asian female characters can be super in-your-face aggressive when they're in action movies but Rinko managed to deliver a character who had depth beyond just kicking ass. I liked her a lot.
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2:36PM on 12/23/2013
Man I want her to kick my ass then nurse me to health with endless hours of love-making. What a beautiful woman.
Man I want her to kick my ass then nurse me to health with endless hours of love-making. What a beautiful woman.
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2:27PM on 12/23/2013
This is a terrible #1 and shouldn't even be on the list.
This is a terrible #1 and shouldn't even be on the list.
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2:24PM on 12/23/2013
Ewww....She has only gotten worse with age and so much worse.
Ewww....She has only gotten worse with age and so much worse.
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11:06AM on 12/23/2013
Amy is super hott, Jennifer is a butterface.
Amy is super hott, Jennifer is a butterface.
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11:05AM on 12/23/2013
Would've put Sandra Bullock from Gravity in the list.
Would've put Sandra Bullock from Gravity in the list.
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11:05AM on 12/23/2013
YES
YES
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10:59AM on 12/23/2013

Yes!

Gemma kicking ass is hot
Gemma kicking ass is hot
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10:58AM on 12/23/2013

I was worried

She was going to such since she is a creation of Jackman's but I wound up loving the character. A very good role model for little girls. I have never really been attracted to Evangeline, even though she is obviously hot, but in this film she got me.
She was going to such since she is a creation of Jackman's but I wound up loving the character. A very good role model for little girls. I have never really been attracted to Evangeline, even though she is obviously hot, but in this film she got me.
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10:57AM on 12/23/2013

Outside of her appearance

Seyfriend was really good in this role.
Seyfriend was really good in this role.
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10:24AM on 12/23/2013
This was a surprisingly solid film. I think Ashley Benson was the sexiest one - I could watch her stuffing those curves into a bikini all day. Vanessa Hudgens looked pretty damn good as well.
This was a surprisingly solid film. I think Ashley Benson was the sexiest one - I could watch her stuffing those curves into a bikini all day. Vanessa Hudgens looked pretty damn good as well.
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10:23AM on 12/23/2013
I haven't seen this yet but both women are absolutely stunning. If I had to choose one I'd give a slight edge to Amy Adams.
I haven't seen this yet but both women are absolutely stunning. If I had to choose one I'd give a slight edge to Amy Adams.
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10:22AM on 12/23/2013
Scarlett may have been the sexiest woman in film this year. She definitely knows how to use her sex appeal to the fullest extent possible.
Scarlett may have been the sexiest woman in film this year. She definitely knows how to use her sex appeal to the fullest extent possible.
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10:20AM on 12/23/2013
This movie may have been awful but I can't argue with this choice. Mila was really hot in this movie as was Rachel Weisz.
This movie may have been awful but I can't argue with this choice. Mila was really hot in this movie as was Rachel Weisz.
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9:27AM on 12/23/2013
SLIGHT SPOILERS:

Oh man, they kissed. It was beautiful.

However, Rosalyn was played by Jennifer Lawrence and Sydney/Edith by Amy Adams, so you might want to fix that.
SLIGHT SPOILERS:

Oh man, they kissed. It was beautiful.

However, Rosalyn was played by Jennifer Lawrence and Sydney/Edith by Amy Adams, so you might want to fix that.
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8:59AM on 12/23/2013
Definitely a hottie
Definitely a hottie
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8:52AM on 12/23/2013
I loved the film, but this is a bit of a surprise.
I loved the film, but this is a bit of a surprise.
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8:50AM on 12/23/2013
These two were absolutely amazing in American Hustle. Career best performances from both.
These two were absolutely amazing in American Hustle. Career best performances from both.
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8:49AM on 12/23/2013
She is absolutely gorgeous and sexy. And the fact that she knows how to kick ass just adds to that.

Hansel and Gretel was also one of 2013's most underrated films.
She is absolutely gorgeous and sexy. And the fact that she knows how to kick ass just adds to that.

Hansel and Gretel was also one of 2013's most underrated films.
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8:46AM on 12/23/2013
She was a huge breath of fresh air for this franchise. Lilly looked gorgeous in the film.
She was a huge breath of fresh air for this franchise. Lilly looked gorgeous in the film.
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8:45AM on 12/23/2013
She is so hot.
She is so hot.
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8:44AM on 12/23/2013
Great film. To me, she was easily the heart and soul of Pacific Rim. And there was alot of heart in the film.
Great film. To me, she was easily the heart and soul of Pacific Rim. And there was alot of heart in the film.
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9:26AM on 12/23/2013
Totally agree. Heart, emotion and imagination, in addition to the rocket elbow punchin' goodness.
Totally agree. Heart, emotion and imagination, in addition to the rocket elbow punchin' goodness.
3:09AM on 12/23/2013
Not a bad list at all, though I wouldn't give the top spot to these. I'd add Dr. Carol Marcus from Star Trek Into Darkness, Dr. Maya Hansen from Iron Man 3, Faora-ul from Man of Steel, Mariko Yashida from The Wolverine, Dr. Ryan Stone from Gravity, Victoria and Julia from Oblivion, Nicki from The Bling Ring and Ishani from Planes. Priyanka Chopra managed to make a plane sound sexy, so sue me.
Not a bad list at all, though I wouldn't give the top spot to these. I'd add Dr. Carol Marcus from Star Trek Into Darkness, Dr. Maya Hansen from Iron Man 3, Faora-ul from Man of Steel, Mariko Yashida from The Wolverine, Dr. Ryan Stone from Gravity, Victoria and Julia from Oblivion, Nicki from The Bling Ring and Ishani from Planes. Priyanka Chopra managed to make a plane sound sexy, so sue me.
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2:48AM on 12/23/2013
Apparently, Noomi Rapace was originally considered for Gretel. No offence to her but Arterton's way hotter and I'm glad she got the part. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters reminded me a lot of silly Euro-horror adventure flicks, not surprising given its director, and it was kinda low-rent but still enjoyable and had a couple of clever spins on the tale, like Hansel being a diabetic because of all the sugar he ate at the witch's house as a child.
Apparently, Noomi Rapace was originally considered for Gretel. No offence to her but Arterton's way hotter and I'm glad she got the part. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters reminded me a lot of silly Euro-horror adventure flicks, not surprising given its director, and it was kinda low-rent but still enjoyable and had a couple of clever spins on the tale, like Hansel being a diabetic because of all the sugar he ate at the witch's house as a child.
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2:45AM on 12/23/2013
Poor Kili, getting blueballed by that hot elf. She was excellent in the film and far as characters not in the source material go, Tauriel's a pretty good addition. Yes, she's the "strong female character" who's handy with a bow and arrow (an archetype that's become popular as of late) but I'd much rather that than a wallflower standing on the sidelines.
Poor Kili, getting blueballed by that hot elf. She was excellent in the film and far as characters not in the source material go, Tauriel's a pretty good addition. Yes, she's the "strong female character" who's handy with a bow and arrow (an archetype that's become popular as of late) but I'd much rather that than a wallflower standing on the sidelines.
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2:44AM on 12/23/2013
Didn't mind the movie as much as many others did and it was packed with hotties. Amber Heard has got to be one of the hottest blondes in the biz right now and playing up her old school sultry pin-up appeal is definitely the right way to go.
Didn't mind the movie as much as many others did and it was packed with hotties. Amber Heard has got to be one of the hottest blondes in the biz right now and playing up her old school sultry pin-up appeal is definitely the right way to go.
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2:43AM on 12/23/2013
Riddick was as good, if not slightly better, than the first entry. It was a fun seeing Riddick play the two rival bands of mercenaries against each other and topless Katee Sackhoff didn't hurt either.
Riddick was as good, if not slightly better, than the first entry. It was a fun seeing Riddick play the two rival bands of mercenaries against each other and topless Katee Sackhoff didn't hurt either.
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2:43AM on 12/23/2013
I absolutely loved the Mako character. She was sexy but she was not overly sexualised and that's one of the biggest ways in which Pacific Rim set itself apart from the Transformers-ish pack. She was a real character with demons to face and whose skills and abilities were integral to the plot. The flashback scene to her childhood was heartbreaking and brilliantly done. Marshall Pentecost would probably be more than a little upset to see Mako turn into a Kaiju herself in 47 Ronin though!
I absolutely loved the Mako character. She was sexy but she was not overly sexualised and that's one of the biggest ways in which Pacific Rim set itself apart from the Transformers-ish pack. She was a real character with demons to face and whose skills and abilities were integral to the plot. The flashback scene to her childhood was heartbreaking and brilliantly done. Marshall Pentecost would probably be more than a little upset to see Mako turn into a Kaiju herself in 47 Ronin though!
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