The Sexy Six: Hot Robots
If you're looking for the perfect woman there's no better way of going about this than building your own, you can choose all sorts of shapes and sizes and you can program it to do whatever you want (there's probably going to be a huge "F" button somewhere). If that sounds like something you might do, I've compiled what I think are the six hottest robots (or ho'bots) in pop culture to give you some ideas.
So fire up those circuit boards, it's about to get 011010000110111101110100 in here.
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is a big piece of robotic crap, the idea of a shapeshifting transformer is just preposterous (if the Decepticons really wanted to win why don't they just stick to replicating robots and be done with it?) but we can't deny that Michael Bay does like to throw us a bone with the pretty ladies, and although Isabel Lucas falls under the supermodel generic hotness type, her Decepticon character brings enough sexiness to start today's Sexy Six.
Having your own Buffybot would mean you'd get your own ass kicking Sara Michelle Gellar all for yourself. It may be one of the silliest things to ever come out of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" but it still provided some memorable moments in the show and the opportunity for SMG to up the cuteness factor.
"Hey, Joe, whaddya know?" Never has a character with one line of dialogue been as memorable as Gigolo Jane, since then Ashley Scott has been trying to take off in failed TV series and forgettable films. You're in trouble when one of your biggest successes is INTO THE BLUE and even seeing her in a very tiny bikini makes me go back to Gigolo Jane. She'll always look best as a ho'bot. The best part about Jane is that unlike our other entries on this list, she's the only one without a trace of EVIL and her main directive is PLEASURE. Works for me!
Never saw "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" but if ever there was a reason for me to check it out it was Summer Glau, the geek queen who seems to not catch a break but, unlike Ashley Scott, at least she has a couple of awesome characters under her sexy belt like Cameron which makes her cool just by being a Terminator.
Yes, there's also Kristanna Loken but I was never impressed by her, let's just say she's an honorable mention.
What do you do when you need to remake and revamp a cheesy sci-fi show from the 70's like "Battlestar Galactica"? You bring in the hotties like Tricia Helfer, especially if she's going to portray one of the Cylons. So what's better than evil robots? Evil sexy robots for sure.
Elizabeth Hurley in some lingerie is all I needed to put Vanessa K as the #1 R.I.L.F. **SPOILER ALERT** It turns out that in AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME Vanessa was a Fembot sent to kill Mr. Powers. At least there was some shagging before hand because even if you died at her hands, that would have been a very decent way to end it all.