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03.21.2012by: Randy the Ram
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The Sexy Six: Hot Robots

If you're looking for the perfect woman there's no better way of going about this than building your own, you can choose all sorts of shapes and sizes and you can program it to do whatever you want (there's probably going to be a huge "F" button somewhere). If that sounds like something you might do, I've compiled what I think are the six hottest robots (or ho'bots) in pop culture to give you some ideas.

So fire up those circuit boards, it's about to get 011010000110111101110100 in here.

6 - Alice

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is a big piece of robotic crap, the idea of a shapeshifting transformer is just preposterous (if the Decepticons really wanted to win why don't they just stick to replicating robots and be done with it?) but we can't deny that Michael Bay does like to throw us a bone with the pretty ladies, and although Isabel Lucas falls under the supermodel generic hotness type, her Decepticon character brings enough sexiness to start today's Sexy Six.

5 - Buffybot

Having your own Buffybot would mean you'd get your own ass kicking Sara Michelle Gellar all for yourself. It may be one of the silliest things to ever come out of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" but it still provided some memorable moments in the show and the opportunity for SMG to up the cuteness factor.

4 - Gigolo Jane

"Hey, Joe, whaddya know?" Never has a character with one line of dialogue been as memorable as Gigolo Jane, since then Ashley Scott has been trying to take off in failed TV series and forgettable films. You're in trouble when one of your biggest successes is INTO THE BLUE and even seeing her in a very tiny bikini makes me go back to Gigolo Jane. She'll always look best as a ho'bot. The best part about Jane is that unlike our other entries on this list, she's the only one without a trace of EVIL and her main directive is PLEASURE. Works for me!

3 - Cameron

Never saw "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" but if ever there was a reason for me to check it out it was Summer Glau, the geek queen who seems to not catch a break but, unlike Ashley Scott, at least she has a couple of awesome characters under her sexy belt like Cameron which makes her cool just by being a Terminator.

Yes, there's also Kristanna Loken but I was never impressed by her, let's just say she's an honorable mention.

2 - Number Six

What do you do when you need to remake and revamp a cheesy sci-fi show from the 70's like "Battlestar Galactica"? You bring in the hotties like Tricia Helfer, especially if she's going to portray one of the Cylons. So what's better than evil robots? Evil sexy robots for sure.

1 - Vanessa Kensington

Elizabeth Hurley in some lingerie is all I needed to put Vanessa K as the #1 R.I.L.F. **SPOILER ALERT** It turns out that in AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME Vanessa was a Fembot sent to kill Mr. Powers. At least there was some shagging before hand because even if you died at her hands, that would have been a very decent way to end it all.

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1:45AM on 03/22/2012
If you're a Terminator fan, check out the 1st season of TSCC, but skip the 2nd.
If you're a Terminator fan, check out the 1st season of TSCC, but skip the 2nd.
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7:46PM on 03/21/2012
GROOVY STUFF Randy !! Epic choices , and your no.1 is perfect , pay no heed to the naysayers .
GROOVY STUFF Randy !! Epic choices , and your no.1 is perfect , pay no heed to the naysayers .
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3:37PM on 03/21/2012
Cameron's my personal #1, but I'm admittedly one of those people thinks Summer Glau is damn near perfect.
Cameron's my personal #1, but I'm admittedly one of those people thinks Summer Glau is damn near perfect.
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11:02AM on 03/21/2012
Personally I would put Summer Glau at number 1, not only because of hotness but because the character is awesome. Hurley is a worthy shout though. Solid list.
Personally I would put Summer Glau at number 1, not only because of hotness but because the character is awesome. Hurley is a worthy shout though. Solid list.
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7:57AM on 03/21/2012
Goddamn, that's a #1 I can get behind...I'm sure you can fill in the rest.
Goddamn, that's a #1 I can get behind...I'm sure you can fill in the rest.
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5:50AM on 03/21/2012
I can't really disagree with Cameron, but Loken was definitely all that and a bag of chips!!
I can't really disagree with Cameron, but Loken was definitely all that and a bag of chips!!
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