Elizabeth Banks takes the plunge for Power Rangers
Demi Lovato airs out her cleavage
Christina Milian has a new look, but same sexy
Barbara Palvin is fashionably sexy
English hottie Demi Rose Mawby is a curvy beauty
Marnie Simpson shows off her very even tan
Kara Del Toro puts on a one women burlesque show
Kennedy Summers fills out a sundress nicely
How about some more Megan Fox in lingerie?
Battle of the Babes: Bi Babes
Rachel Cook is all that and a bikini
AnnaSophia Robb shows off new strawberry blonde locks
Time for the Sexy Six to focus on one of its most featured hotties: Jessica Alba. She’s been on people’s mouths as of late, being the center of a few controversies. First her undies were digitally removed for MACHETE which caused internet movie fans to question if they had a CGI fetish now. Then she went and opened her stupid mouth (again) and made a lot of screenwriters angry. Personally, at one point I had her on top of my hotties list, my personal Sexy Six, plus she has been the only actress that I’ve paid just to see her shake her booty on the screen. Sadly those days are gone. Somehow after getting preggers, a slew of shitty movies and a sour public image, her sexiness has been dwindling, and I've been forced to ask myself whether it's worth it to go see her films. So what better place than here, what better time than now to review Ms. Alba’s path to fame Moviehotties style by revising her sexiest roles.
Predictable I know, but this is the defining moment in Jessica Alba’s hotness. Sure she probably looked more innocent than her graphic novel counterpart and worse yet a lot less nude (Jessica Prudey strikes again), but damn does the girl know how to move. As a cowboy themed stripper with some crotchless chaps and a lasso, who moves like she has the devil inside and can make you cum just by looking at you, I don’t find it surprising she has all those bar patrons staring even if she’s refusing to take it all of.
In conclusion, I'd still hit it. My theory is that Alba's in an emperor's new clothes type of situation where people are afraid to say that her acting sucks so she honestly believes she's good at her craft and that she became famous because of talent. She should just stick to being pretty because that has worked in the past, whether she's shooting for cuteness or sexiness I think she can pull it off as long as she avoids acting worried when speaking to surfers who are silver.
Remember, this is just some horn dog's opinion, feel free to post down below your favorite Jessica Alba roles, moments or the hateful things you'd say if she was in front of you.