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Oct. 14, 2010by: Randy the Ram

The Sexy Six: VILFs

I welcome you to the brand monkey-spanking new column here at where we'll focus on the best of the breast, the top of the tits, the SEXIEST SIX and for this first edition I wanted to put together the Sexiest Six VILFs (Vampires I'd like to F*ck) to get the October festivities started.

As you may know vampires are all the rage at the moment, unfortunately 90% of whats being brought to us pretty much sucks donkey blood. Thanks especially to a series (that I shall refrain from naming) that has destroyed the mythology of what has made those bloodsuckers cool in the first place. Lets do our part and try to keep the memory of vampires WITH FANGS alive, vampires who get repelled by garlic & burn with the sunlight instead of f*cking shimmering! Lets especially take a look back at those yummy, man-eating seductresses, the sexiest vampires Id like to f*ck. If there ever were a couple of vamps that Id want to get sucked by, these are it.

Before I continue I'd like to give some shout outs.

Honorable Mention #2: VAMPYRAS LESBOS or LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS, need I say more?

Honorable mention #3: Gary Oldman as the Count. He's one suave sexy mofo!

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