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03.31.2013by: Cherry Liquor
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The Sexy Ten Spot: Hottest Celeb Playboy Bunnies

Feliz dia de los conejos! Yeah, that's my gringa Spanish for telling y'all Happy Easter by referring to it as the day of the bunnies. Good thing for you is that I've decided to bump up your usual weekly dose of Sexy Ten Spot and feature a list of the hottest celebrity Playboy bunnies (even if they don't get the ears, they qualify for honorable bunny status by appearing in the magazine). Now for the bigger question: Will you nibble on their ears or their tails first?

Wish She Was a Bunny Mention - Amber Heard

"The Playboy Club" lasted 5 seconds on television and all we got were a bunch of awesome shots of Amber Heard in her bunny attire, that puffy tail, those ears, that satin, those curves. In a way she was a bunny, in a way she might still end up in the pages of the world's most popular men's magazine. Whatever the case, we've all heard about Heard. Now it's time to see more of her too.

10 - Olivia Munn

I shouldn't include her. I know I shouldn't. Olivia Munn should have gone full monty when she appeared in Playboy and not waited to doff her top until Channing Tatum made it a profitable career move for her in MAGIC MIKE. (DAMN YOU, TATUM!!! - Everyone has to have an archnemesis, he's mine.) But this image of Munn from the layout that she did for Hef is really hot. I like hot. Even when I feel as if I shouldn't. Probably even moreso because I shouldn't.

9 - Tricia Helfer

She started off as a model, discovered on the streets of Stettler, Alberta when she was only 17, then at some point, Helfer and Sackhoff became the sci-fi babe bookends, only Helfer has one-upped her real-life best buddy by returning to modeling in 2007 to pose nude for the popular skin rag. What do I like most about a woman whose work I mainly haven't seen? Phenomenal ass for a skinny white girl. I don't know whether to be jealous or turned on.

8 - Garcelle Beauvais

Many people have forgotten in the midst of the very public, very messy divorce of Garcelle and her second husband Mike Nilon, that Beauvais has been a fine, fine young woman for so many years, launching your memories back to when she had a run on "Family Matters" in the mid 1900's. Between that and keeping up with Jamie Foxx on his self-named show and then banging out the hotness on "Franklin & Bash" in more recent years, she managed to take her 47-year old self (mother of 3, just for the record) to the pages of Playboy in 2013. She's the only one I'm editing here because I love this shot, but hot damn... go get you a copy if you still can.

7 - Sherilyn Fenn

The niece of 1970's pop singer Suzi Quatro might have been remembered for her cheesy movies from the 1980's, like THRASHIN' and THE WRAITH, but Sherilyn Fenn made the 1990's worth living through when she nabbed the role as Audrey in "Twin Peaks" (eclectic director David Lynch had cast Fenn in a minimal role in WILD AT HEART) and took her clothes off for Playboy in 1990, looking like a reincarnation of Elizabeth Taylor, pictured in black and white, and nude all over. Definitely one of the greats.

6 - Charisma Carpenter

Only a year after giving birth to her son in 2003, Charisma Carpenter took to the pages of Playboy and we've been repeating those images in articles over and over and over again ever since. The fishnets with the great ass? Yeah, that's from that shoot. I happen to like this image a bit better. What pissed me off at the time is that Carpenter might have ended up feeling more "forced" into posing since in late 2003, right after having her kid, she was cut loose from being a regular on the Buffy/Angel set of shows during the final season of "Angel." It's great that we got this shoot out of it, but it's one of Joss' meanest things he's done to fans.

5 - Kelly Brook

I get it, you probably were expecting the bodaciously built Brook to be higher on the list. Suck it up, she isn't. We'd gotten a chance to see her nude or partially nude for years. It was exciting when she finally agreed to pose for Playboy and the moment was very righteously celebrated. Kelly is lovely and has an ace set of knockers. Thing is, in this list, she's less of a celeb as some of the others, no?

4 - Shannen Doherty

I own the 1994 issue of Playboy where Shannen Doherty first decided to pose nude (this image is on the page opposite one of Sandra Bernhard standing, legs wide, arms akimbo, looking like the meanest lesbian you never want to cross paths with). I've been a fan of Shannen for years, long preferring her over her more fake, timid co-stars from the old days. She's since posed in Playboy again, looking fantastic and her boobs are still real and still impressively perky.

3 - Cindy Crawford

It was 1998 and there was no good reason why the TOP supermodel at the time, currently raking in the most money of any woman getting paid to pose in clothing and smile, should decide to take off those clothes and smile, but Cindy Crawford did it anyway. She set the record as being the first supermodel to pose while still in employ of several huge fashion labels. Nearly 50 now, Crawford admits that she's finally shown the magazine to her kids and embraced her place in nudity-patooty greatness.

2 - Stacey Dash

In 2006, just a year shy of turning 40-years old, former CLUELESS babe, Stacey Dash, took to the pages of Playboy and shattered all of my dreams of how unbelievably hot she could be. I'd loved her since she was romancing a Wayans in MO MONEY and couldn't resist her sexiness even in fatigues for RENAISSANCE MAN. Dash is an eternal, nearly ageless beauty. (Who happens to look amazing nude, as well.)

1 - Marilyn Monroe

Kinda hard to turn down the number one Playboy model of all time. Not only was Marilyn famous for being Hugh's dearest love (he has reserved the spot next to Monroe in the cemetery she is resting in) but she continues for decades on end to inspire and motivate all of the younger women who are tentative about getting nude for Playboy to do it. She's just not powerful enough to get LiLo to STOP trying to imitate her.

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11:26PM on 04/01/2013
She can't act, but damn she is fine!!!
She can't act, but damn she is fine!!!
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10:06AM on 04/01/2013

Brook was one of my favorite spreads

but i agree with your logic Cherry; she's more famous for being nude than for being famous.
but i agree with your logic Cherry; she's more famous for being nude than for being famous.
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11:44PM on 03/31/2013
No Anna Faris?
No Anna Faris?
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5:28PM on 03/31/2013

Drew

Ya know, I originally had her on the list, I don't recall why I dropped her off or left her out of it. I know that my favorite story regarding her posing for the magazine was that her godfather, Steven Speilberg, sent her a quilt as her 20th birthday present (this was shortly after her issue was released) with the birthday note: "Cover yourself up."
Ya know, I originally had her on the list, I don't recall why I dropped her off or left her out of it. I know that my favorite story regarding her posing for the magazine was that her godfather, Steven Speilberg, sent her a quilt as her 20th birthday present (this was shortly after her issue was released) with the birthday note: "Cover yourself up."
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4:44PM on 03/31/2013
Okay list, but how do you forgo Drew Barrymore? Her stint in playboy was huge at the time. She belongs somewhere on this list.
Okay list, but how do you forgo Drew Barrymore? Her stint in playboy was huge at the time. She belongs somewhere on this list.
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4:29PM on 03/31/2013
I'd remove Kelly Brook from this list, and replace her with Teri Polo from the "Fockers" movies.
I'd remove Kelly Brook from this list, and replace her with Teri Polo from the "Fockers" movies.
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5:30PM on 03/31/2013
I loved Teri's layout, personally. Again, there were many to choose from and I struggled with limiting it to 10. Perhaps an Additional Ten is in order?
I loved Teri's layout, personally. Again, there were many to choose from and I struggled with limiting it to 10. Perhaps an Additional Ten is in order?

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