The Sexy Ten Spot: Hottest Celebrity Offspring
If there's one thing we've learned, it's not to screw around with Liam Neeson and his family. At least, the majority of us figured out that simple fact when we watched him kick crazy ass in the original TAKEN. But for those who might not have caught on yet, they're releasing the sequel TAKEN 2
this weekend. Then make note of all the hottie offspring that you're going to want to keep your hands off of as well.
Here's the thing: Montana Fishburne is f*cking hot. She's also clearly nuts and needs something from a spiritual place that she believes she's going to find by having sex on camera and thoroughly embarrassing her father, Lawrence Fishburne, who tried desperately to get the videos of her nixed before they hit shelves. At least, I felt bad for him until I heard that his main issue with her profession was that he didn't want her using her given last name so that it could filter it's way back to him. So that means it's OK with Daddy if you scab up your knees, just don't let anyone know he's yo daddy.
Wasn't sure if I should include Riley as a specific "Offspring" because she's technically the daughter of a woman who pretended to be in love with Michael Jackson and only dated Nic Cage because he was such a huge Elvis fan that he wanted to be able to say that he'd banged and married his daughter. But Riley is an up-and-comer and she's a full-blown hottie to the max, so she's gotta be on here.
Daughter of replacement "Charlie's Angels" favorite blonde, it's pretty easy to spot how much Jordan Ladd looks like her mother Cheryl. I've heard rumblings to the opposite, but brass tacks is that this chick is super hot, related to a woman who is (was?) super hot and she freaked me the f*ck out in CABIN FEVER and HOSTEL 2. If a scream queen is what she's destined to be, she's certainly got the long-term looks to pull it off.
While I was researching this, I never thought I would bump into the hotness that is an offsprung daughter of Harvey Keitel. This man has flashed his penis on screen more times that I'm surprised half the movie-going public hasn't been impregnated by him at some point. What helps is the fact that her mother is none other than Lorraine Bracco. Remember when she was the hottest thing that could get cast in any mobster movie being made during the '80's and '90's? In fact, Stella appeared in GOODFELLAS with her parents. Without babbling too much more, let's just say that she has that sexy Italian look to her that should be seen more frequently.
I would rank her higher but I feel a little bad about the fact that she's still not legally 18 years old until the end of the year. Mostly a television actress for now, I'm sure the 18 birthday candles will help light the way to us seeing her in more and more. I know I'd like to see it. I don't think she looks that much like her mother, Lorraine, uh... Lea Thompson. But judging by the pics of her producer dad, I think she just got lucky in general to come out looking so naturally beautiful.
My mom always had a thing for Andy Garcia and I just never understood it. The only thing that I ended up really recognizing him for and feeling drawn to his acting from that point on was when he made me cry watching WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN. When little Tina Majorino, playing the older of the two daughters that Meg Ryan has, the one who happens to not be biologically related to Garcia's character, explains how she understands if he doesn't want to visit her because she's *not really* his daughter, I bawled. My DAD raised me, even if he didn't put DNA in my genetics. But this is what happens when you put Andy Garcia's DNA into a young lady. You get sultry, sexy and still maintainably sweet looks.
It wasn't too long ago that people were suddenly paying attention to the hot babe that JCVD brought with him to the MTV Movie Awards over the summer of 2012. Next thing you know, it's figuring out that her name is Bianca but she wants to distance herself from her father's reputation and pigeonholed career, so she opts to act under the name Bianca Bree. Which is really funny when you look at her resume and realize that she's appeared in a bunch of her dad's straight to DVD movies. Either way, this is what the muscles from Brussels produced. Maybe all you hopeful dads should start doing mid-air splits.
People began to notice Gia Mantegna when she started appearing in small roles in movies like 13 GOING ON 30. She kicked around television for some years and then back in 2011, suddenly people were paying attention to who this half Italian, half Czechoslovakian young woman when she was named Miss Golden Globes. She's now currently 22-years old and soon to appear in 2013's EMPIRE STATE, that movie with the Lesser Hemsworth, The Rock, Nikki Reed and Emma Roberts. Thankfully with the stunning looks of hers, I don't think she's going to be used as a character actor like her dad is.
Lenny Kravitz is a god of a man, if we're talking about looks and physique. His mother was a black woman (actress Roxie Roker) and his dad a white Jewish man (producer Sy Kravitz). Zoe's mom, Lisa Bonet (sorry, Lilakoi Moon - that's the name she's legally changed to since 1995), was the daughter of a black opera singer (Allen Bonet) and white Jewish woman, Arlene, who was a teacher. Take all that blood and you've got yourself an super decker fro-yo dessert where everything is coming up delicious toppings. Zoe Kravitz was the only child for the couple, but they definitely made the most out of her.
I can't recall if Sydney Tamiia Poitier has been in anything other than the Taratino grindhouse ode, DEATH PROOF, and frankly, I don't care. That was enough screen time seeing just now insanely hot she is to know that swirling it up makes the most beautiful people in the world. Long legs the color of fresh, hot caramel macchiato, eyes like silvery earth, and a foul mouth that makes her all that much more hot.
Congrats to Greg Evigan for being able to go to his grave with 3 spotlights on his life story. He was on "B.J. and the Bear," "My Two Dads" and spawned the gorgeous Briana Evigan. He married small-time actress Pamela Serpe in 1979 and has stayed with her since then, producing other kids besides Briana, including the nearly-as-pretty Vanessa Lee Evigan, an actress who you can spot in the "If you can't be with the one you love," episode of "Boy Meets World." And while STEP UP 2 THE STREETS and the remake of SORORITY ROW might be her biggest titles, the girl and those abs are just too fine to not give high props to.
The daughter of legendary music producer Quincy Jones and his slice of "The Mod Squad," actress Peggy Lipton, these two people managed to not only pass along great genes in the looks department, but the talent that oozes out of their younger daughter. Rashida is funny, spot-on with whatever role she's given (even in the thankless ones like in OUR IDIOT BROTHER), has been speaking her mind directly and clearly since she was a teenager (look up the letter she wrote to Tu-Pac back in the day, tearing him down so gracefully). Best child to come out of a celebrity relationship ever.