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11.14.2012by: Cherry Liquor

The Sexy Ten Spot: Hottest Nick Chicks

This is dedicated to my main Schmoeheart, Razgrizz. He's always been there for me, much like the programming at Nickelodeon has always provided a hotbed for attractive young ladies to get their start in the entertainment/acting/singing biz. Yes, they're young, but compared to the Disney chicks, they're also a helluva lot more interesting as well. Be careful to mind your "I don't know"s and "water" outbursts, or... you know.

Dishonorable Mention - Amanda Bynes (All That, The Amanda Show)

Normally, Amanda Bynes would have scored a lot higher on my list but the fact that she keeps getting high in her car is a major let-down. As a local girl (in respect to where I live) and a great young comedian, Bynes knocked it out of the park recently in EASY A, proving that she's still talented. But with her multiple DUI/DWI arrests and being caught smoking weed in her car, not to mention the current decline in her grown-up beauty, I've got to make a mention and point out the transgressions that kept her from ranking.

10 - Christian Serratos (Ned's Declassified)

Helping to tie this week's Sexy Ten Spot into current pop culture, let us not forget that TWILIGHT SAGA minor star, Christian Serratos, got her start on the Nick show, "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide," as the snotty girl that Ned has the hots for. A great looking brunette (with little great acting talent) who has screwed up her looks recently by going blonde, Serratos just scrapes up on the IMHO list.

9 - Michelle Trachtenberg (Adventures of Pete & Pete)

I think that I'd have to go with the fact that I liked "The Adventures of Pete & Pete" enough to remember that Mich-T was a member of the show as a little girl. It's hard to connect the luscious woman she's grown into with that sprite of a girl she was, but the plain truth is Michelle got a good start in acting from being cast on a Nickelodeon show.

8 - Miranda Cosgrove (iCarly)

It wasn't just "iCarly" that Miranda Cosgrove did for the orange channel, she was also the annoying little sister on "Drake & Josh," something that reminds me she was the annoying little girl in SCHOOL OF ROCK. Miranda has been growing into her looks as she's come of age and I can't discount that she's clearly a hard-working actress making her way.

7 - Melissa Joan Hart (Clarissa Explains it All)

For me, this is the girl who started it all and doesn't look a thing like she did when she was a kid. Melissa Joan Hart is on some stupid show with another '90's icon, Blossom's brother Joey, and a 3-times over MILF as of 2012, but it was way back in 1991 that she paved the way for the channel to start what became a positive trend of shows with strong, smart and funny leading females.

6 - Emma Roberts (Unfabulous)

I never really got behind the appeal of Emma Roberts when she was on "Unfabulous." I caved to the pressure of believing she was just another blip on the nepotism radar but as Emma has grown older and taken on roles in movies like IT'S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY, I find myself liking her a lot more and respecting her as an actress. Not my personal cup of tea looks-wise but I hold talent in high regard.

5 - Ariana Grande (Victorious)

While there are a slew of hot young thangs on "Victorious," making it hard to figure out which ones should make the cut and which ones don't cut the sitcom mustard, I'm pushing for Ariana because she's so darling as Cat on the show. That and she really knows how to sell herself through Twitter and Instagram, now that she's over 18.

4 - Lindsey Shaw (Ned's Declassified)

Right about now, you're probably thinking that I bonked my head but as I'm writing this I'm calculating those who were good on their shows, those who went on to other great projects and those I just plain like. Shaw is one of the last group, seeing as how one weekend a few years back, laid up sick as a dog and watch NDSSG caused me to fall for Lindsey as Moze, watch her grow from a child to a teen to hot young woman now gaining indie horror cred.

3 - Victoria Justice (Victorious)

Perhaps I fooled all of you by putting Vicky J in the column's header image. Perhaps not. While Victoria Justice is absolutely breathtaking in terms of beauty, I'm not all that terribly wooed by her as an actress and her singing career filled with breathy pop tunes leaves me cold. She's hot enough to make me place her high on my list, but when I'm honest with myself, I can't give her number one if I go with my gut.

2 - Jewel Staite (Are You Afraid of the Dark?)

We're in the midst of celebrating the 10th anniversary year of "Firefly," did everyone know that? Did anyone else besides me have a major thing for "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" the wicked little series that Nickelodeon put out about ghost stories back in 1991, trumping the 1995 start of "Goosebumps"? So then, if you know the minor trivia for Joss' space western, surely you know that Jewel Staite, our sweet Kaylee, appeared around a couple of the campfires, right?

1 - Jennette McCurdy (iCarly)

You're probably going to lambast me for my choice and you're totally free to do so. The fact that Jennette McCurdy is one of the hardest working and most eclectic of the recent Nickelodeon girls is one part of the reason why I placed her at number one (she's on "iCarly," has a career singing country music which honestly doesn't suck and works consistently as a voice-over actress as well). The other part is that as Sam on that show, I can't think of another sidekick character the network has put out who has outshined the lead actress so thoroughly and completely. That's talent. And she's just cute as a f*ck button. That most certainly adds to it.

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1:17PM on 11/15/2012

Disagree

JM is interesting as SAM on iCarly, but honestly - she's not funny. Her character has been obnoxious from the start ( cast and written that way, of course ). She does steal the attention on iCarly, mainly because of Sam's loud and overbearing nature - not because she's funny. Either way, she's definitely an attractive girl, but Miranda should be higher than her. Anyway - Cherry, thanks for the lists!!!
JM is interesting as SAM on iCarly, but honestly - she's not funny. Her character has been obnoxious from the start ( cast and written that way, of course ). She does steal the attention on iCarly, mainly because of Sam's loud and overbearing nature - not because she's funny. Either way, she's definitely an attractive girl, but Miranda should be higher than her. Anyway - Cherry, thanks for the lists!!!
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1:13PM on 11/15/2012

VJ is fantastic.

A beautiful young woman, VJ is a great comedic actress. I've never seen her in a dramatic role, so not sure of her chops there, but she's not afraid to ham it up. She's also a fantastic singer - her voice is more authentic than the many pop copy-cats out there.

Did I mention that I dig VJ? Funny story, but her humor and voice really sold it for me.
A beautiful young woman, VJ is a great comedic actress. I've never seen her in a dramatic role, so not sure of her chops there, but she's not afraid to ham it up. She's also a fantastic singer - her voice is more authentic than the many pop copy-cats out there.

Did I mention that I dig VJ? Funny story, but her humor and voice really sold it for me.
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1:11PM on 11/15/2012

Gorgeous - and what a voice.

Ariana can sing. Boy, can she sing.
Ariana can sing. Boy, can she sing.
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1:10PM on 11/15/2012

hmmmm

in my opinion, Emma is cute, but should be lower on the list. Off all listed, she has the most inconsistent looks. One day great, the next not great at all. ;)
in my opinion, Emma is cute, but should be lower on the list. Off all listed, she has the most inconsistent looks. One day great, the next not great at all. ;)
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3:20AM on 11/15/2012
no argument here actually & she has quite the booty :p
no argument here actually & she has quite the booty :p
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3:17AM on 11/15/2012
yikes chick looks 40 & i know that ned show is not that old. No way she is better than Miranda or even Melissa Joan hart
yikes chick looks 40 & i know that ned show is not that old. No way she is better than Miranda or even Melissa Joan hart
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3:15AM on 11/15/2012
She is hot for sure & i dig her character on Victorious, it's a goofy character yet not like a dumb blonde type one
She is hot for sure & i dig her character on Victorious, it's a goofy character yet not like a dumb blonde type one
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3:12AM on 11/15/2012
hmm thought she would be much higher, but i get it, cute not hot
hmm thought she would be much higher, but i get it, cute not hot
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9:04PM on 11/14/2012

Uh, no.

I know next to nothing about girls from Nickelodeon, but the top three should be re-ordered as:

1) Victoria Justice
2) Michelle Trachtenberg
3) Jewel Staite
I know next to nothing about girls from Nickelodeon, but the top three should be re-ordered as:

1) Victoria Justice
2) Michelle Trachtenberg
3) Jewel Staite
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8:25PM on 11/14/2012
Good list, but I'm not familiar with half these girls. Michelle at no. 1 for me though. I remember her from Pete and Pete and Harriet the Spy, and she's blossomed into a damn good looking woman. No. 1 does surprise me too. Talented yes, but her looks don't really trump half this list, her co-star Miranda included.
Good list, but I'm not familiar with half these girls. Michelle at no. 1 for me though. I remember her from Pete and Pete and Harriet the Spy, and she's blossomed into a damn good looking woman. No. 1 does surprise me too. Talented yes, but her looks don't really trump half this list, her co-star Miranda included.
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7:01PM on 11/14/2012

Serenity

has the best line delivered from her "aint nothing twixed my nethers in months"
has the best line delivered from her "aint nothing twixed my nethers in months"
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4:13PM on 11/14/2012
Hotter than Victoria Justice? WAT
Hotter than Victoria Justice? WAT
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3:47PM on 11/14/2012
As a Nickelodeon fan, this was a great read!
As a Nickelodeon fan, this was a great read!
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12:59PM on 11/14/2012

SHENANIGANS!

Where the f*ck is LORI BETH DENBERG?, this article is about hottest girl, this chipmunk is not attractive, wait...WHERE'S MEAGAN GOOD?!
Where the f*ck is LORI BETH DENBERG?, this article is about hottest girl, this chipmunk is not attractive, wait...WHERE'S MEAGAN GOOD?!
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12:53PM on 11/14/2012
She was also Catalina on Space Cases.
She was also Catalina on Space Cases.
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12:22PM on 11/14/2012
VJ is pretty but gawd she is the worst actress I have ever seen.
VJ is pretty but gawd she is the worst actress I have ever seen.
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12:16PM on 11/14/2012
I'm not wooed at all by her
I'm not wooed at all by her
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11:11AM on 11/14/2012
No Elizabeth Gillies??
No Elizabeth Gillies??
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9:40AM on 11/14/2012
I , for one , commend you on your #1 slot . With two daughters who are fans of '' iCarly '' , I see my fair share of the program , and McCurdy and Jerry Trainor make the show . She's got a natural comedic sense and yeah , cute as a f*$# button . Michelle Trachtenberg at #9 though ? No. 1 with a bullet in my world .
I , for one , commend you on your #1 slot . With two daughters who are fans of '' iCarly '' , I see my fair share of the program , and McCurdy and Jerry Trainor make the show . She's got a natural comedic sense and yeah , cute as a f*$# button . Michelle Trachtenberg at #9 though ? No. 1 with a bullet in my world .
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9:08AM on 11/14/2012
Shiny.
Shiny.
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7:37AM on 11/14/2012
Who is she? She's cute!

Victoria's my number 1.
Who is she? She's cute!

Victoria's my number 1.
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7:37AM on 11/14/2012
I totally forgot she was on that show.
I totally forgot she was on that show.
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7:36AM on 11/14/2012
She's weird but she's OK.
She's weird but she's OK.
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7:36AM on 11/14/2012
Beyond hot.
Beyond hot.
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7:35AM on 11/14/2012
I dig her. She was good in Scream 4.
I dig her. She was good in Scream 4.
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7:35AM on 11/14/2012
She's cute.
She's cute.
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7:35AM on 11/14/2012
Indeed. She's a brunette beauty.
Indeed. She's a brunette beauty.
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7:34AM on 11/14/2012
Hey now. Hope she washes that blonde out of her hair.
Hey now. Hope she washes that blonde out of her hair.
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6:08AM on 11/14/2012
Whoa didn't see number 1 coming however her body alone deserves a place on the list. I would have Ariana there.
Whoa didn't see number 1 coming however her body alone deserves a place on the list. I would have Ariana there.
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4:25AM on 11/14/2012
Michelle Trachtenberg is #1 for me.
Michelle Trachtenberg is #1 for me.
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