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05.01.2013by: Cherry Liquor

The Sexy Ten Spot: Sexiest Female Athletes

I feel as if I'm going to get slaughtered for this top ten list. I welcome all comments regarding how lame I am for not giving women who are better athletes, ranked higher, ranked lower or whatnot. I looked over a variety of different sporting events and made some decisions. Are there more than just these ten women who are sporty and sexy at the same time? Absolutely. This was hard on me. My writing muscles are sore. Where's the team doctor?

10 - Natalie Gulbis

Any chick who can look this good in a stretching pose with a golf club and not be Elin beating the shit out of Tiger ranks in my book. I really don't know much about golf or how Natalie Gulbis ranks in the PGA, I just remember her famously from that Sports Illustrated spray-painted bikini she did in 2012. If you don't want to sit through the linked video (which you should), still pics from the SI shoot can be found here.

9 - Maria Sharapova

She's ranked number 2 by the Women's Tennis Association as of this year but that doesn't mean that I have to love on her because she's a great athlete, right? We're talking sexiest athletes. And when you have to turn your head away from the screen and listen to the women play to get you turned on, there might be a problem. Sure, Sharapova has an awesome body. No lie. If I be frank, her face looks rodent-like to me. Love the body, admire the sportswomanship, can't get past that pointy little Ratatouille face.

8 - Lolo Jones

I want to believe that Lori "Lolo" Jones is the sister of mega-hottie Rashida Jones, but that's not the case. Jones is a track and field and bobsled performing athlete who has made it to the Olympics but not (yet?) taken home a medal. She might be only 5'9" but the length of this girl is pure beauty in motion. But what probably most of you know best about Jones is the fact that she, a devout Christian, went on record stating that she was a virgin and would remain so until marriage. Point, Lolo. Nothing hotter than the unattainable, virginal hottie.

7 - Amanda Beard

Amanda Beard is a seven-time Olympic medal winner in the sport of swimming. In 1996, the first time that she appeared at an Olympics, she was but a 14-year old girl, clutching her teddy bear whenever she wasn't in the water. She went on to compete in 2000, 2004, 2008, and then failed to make the 2012 team. Was it motherhood or age that send her swimming career packing? Perhaps after having posed in Playboy (NSFW link) in 2007 and then failing to make the semifinals in 2008 were what did her in. She is hot. She is athletic. She is on the list.

6 - Danica Patrick

I don't get the appeal of watching other people driving around in circles but I do get the appeal of Danica Patrick. With a male-dominated sport hungering for a woman to crash the party, they couldn't have gotten any luckier than when the beautiful Patrick started suiting up for racing. The problem remains, however, that Danica is ranked #66. She's getting a chance at her second NASCAR start this year, so one can only hope that even if she finishes dead last, her looks will keep her employed for much, much longer.

5 - Hope Solo

I think I might have been more approachable to the idea of ranking Hope Solo higher on this list and as far as the quality of her athleticism is concerned, she's really high on any list. But between her statements regarding how that one guy dancer slapped her when she participated on "Dancing with the Stars," to the domestic violence charges filed against fellow athlete Jerramy Stevens, whom she later went on to MARRY and then even later went on to claim nothing happened. So she's hot. But she's crazy. Enough for a mid-point ranking, in my weird opinion.

4 - Leryn Franco

Leryn Franco is hot, from Paraguay, has participated in the javelin throw for the 2008 and 2012 Summer Olympics and never won a medal but has spent time walking the runways as a model to earn money so she can keep participating in the competitive sports world. Which means there are fashion lines where she looks like this or, for a different angle, this (both links are NSFW). Which is, well, AWESOME.

3 - Allison Stokke

Yeah, Allison is the chick whose image went viral a couple years back, leading to a lot of attention paid to the young pole vaulter, as well as a lot of innuendo jokes regarding poles. I don't know about you, but I still haven't recovered. She's not a pro-athlete and is still finishing college the last I'd heard, but there's a Facebook page dedicated to her if you want to become a fan. While only worth a measly $100,000 in her sport, this is a jewel who can't be ignored.

2 - Lokelani McMichael

It'd be too hard to wrap your tongue around her native name, Lokelaniku'uleimakamae. but this triathlete and surfer fem-weapon might be too hard to catch to wrap your tongue around anything else on her. In 1995, Lokelani participated to make the cut for the Hawaiian Ironman triathlon, which runs a little over a mere 140 miles. She made the 2,000 participant cut out of the 48,000 who tried. She was only 18 at the time. She FINISHED the event. She's in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the youngest woman to ever finish the event. Her nickname is Toned Loke. When I started researching female athletes, this image of Lokelani ended up as my current desktop wallpaper. Yeah.

1 - Gabrielle Reece

Gabby is always going to rank high on my list. I love the sport of volleyball and especially the female players who do it on the beaches. A whopping 6'3" tall and always a super lean 170, back in January 2001, Reece posed for Playboy (NSFW link) and showed that she's one long, lean, sinewy piece of sexy blonde. Her attitude is top-notch, her performances were always masterful and she even thought about switching to golf but dropped out to be a good mom. Love this lady.

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10:25PM on 06/13/2013
Huge crush on Hope Solo
Huge crush on Hope Solo
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7:12AM on 05/02/2013
I find her to be completely over-rated, I think she has that I know I am hot attitude and loves to cause drama.
I find her to be completely over-rated, I think she has that I know I am hot attitude and loves to cause drama.
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10:19PM on 05/01/2013
Alex Morgan?!
Alex Morgan?!
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8:29PM on 05/01/2013

WTF?

Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova
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8:13PM on 05/01/2013

This is a fine list but...

where the hell is Gina Carano???
where the hell is Gina Carano???
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7:25PM on 05/01/2013

I ask for your forgiveness

I am not well versed with the hottest of the hot athletes and I went with my gut and chose from a group I culled in the neighborhood of 18 and whittled down to ten, based on - shocking! - who *I* thought was sexiest. I love that you don't agree. It gives me more stuff to research and room for improvement. Thanks for the feedback, fellas!
I am not well versed with the hottest of the hot athletes and I went with my gut and chose from a group I culled in the neighborhood of 18 and whittled down to ten, based on - shocking! - who *I* thought was sexiest. I love that you don't agree. It gives me more stuff to research and room for improvement. Thanks for the feedback, fellas!
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7:01PM on 05/01/2013
10 years ago maybe but not today, I was really hoping that Austalian high jumper MIchelle Jenneke would be either number 1 or top 5, have you not seen that You Tube cip?
10 years ago maybe but not today, I was really hoping that Austalian high jumper MIchelle Jenneke would be either number 1 or top 5, have you not seen that You Tube cip?
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7:18AM on 05/02/2013
I was gonna post the same thing, love that clip of her shaking it right before a race
I was gonna post the same thing, love that clip of her shaking it right before a race
6:59PM on 05/01/2013
This image is at least 5 years old & hasn't been heard from since.
This image is at least 5 years old & hasn't been heard from since.
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6:57PM on 05/01/2013
damn never heard of her until now, great rack!
damn never heard of her until now, great rack!
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6:55PM on 05/01/2013
sorry too much of a drama queen & she was a downright bitch when she was on Dancing With The Stars!
sorry too much of a drama queen & she was a downright bitch when she was on Dancing With The Stars!
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6:54PM on 05/01/2013
damn that is one sexy pic, i would have thought she would be #1, i mean what 5 other female athletes are hotter?
damn that is one sexy pic, i would have thought she would be #1, i mean what 5 other female athletes are hotter?
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6:53PM on 05/01/2013
bit too manish looking, even in the Playboy pics
bit too manish looking, even in the Playboy pics
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6:51PM on 05/01/2013

Alex Morgan!

Terrible list... Alex Morgan is hotter than any one on this list, on a bad day.
Terrible list... Alex Morgan is hotter than any one on this list, on a bad day.
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6:51PM on 05/01/2013
hot! one of my fav athletes!
hot! one of my fav athletes!
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6:03PM on 05/01/2013
Couldn't you have found a better picture? One where I can actually see her face, better, and see how she looks?
Couldn't you have found a better picture? One where I can actually see her face, better, and see how she looks?
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7:31PM on 05/01/2013
Well yes, I could, but I don't care that much and this is a headline talking about the sexiest female athletes, so there should be pics where you an actually see what they look like.
Well yes, I could, but I don't care that much and this is a headline talking about the sexiest female athletes, so there should be pics where you an actually see what they look like.
7:21PM on 05/01/2013
Couldn't you google? She has a great face but her body is simply divine. I wanted to showcase her overall sexiness and a face is not needed in the image for that.
Couldn't you google? She has a great face but her body is simply divine. I wanted to showcase her overall sexiness and a face is not needed in the image for that.
5:44PM on 05/01/2013

Interesting List

Why isn't Alex Morgan on this list?
Why isn't Alex Morgan on this list?
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1:26PM on 05/01/2013
I call BS on no Ronda Rousey
I call BS on no Ronda Rousey
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10:48AM on 05/01/2013

Michelle Jenneke

That is all.
That is all.
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10:48AM on 05/01/2013

Michelle Jenneke

That is all.
That is all.
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10:36AM on 05/01/2013

Danica

Danica is #1. Hands down.
Danica is #1. Hands down.
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8:36AM on 05/01/2013
Gorgeous !!!!
Gorgeous !!!!
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8:34AM on 05/01/2013
loves me some Natalie ' GULP ' Gulbis !!
loves me some Natalie ' GULP ' Gulbis !!
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7:32AM on 05/01/2013
She's probably my favorite out of the bunch.
She's probably my favorite out of the bunch.
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7:29AM on 05/01/2013
OMG ...LoL.. I was not expecting to see her up here. Allison Stokke, the internet sensation. The chick was on every forum, message board, chanboard.. you name it, just a few years back. I heard she don't look too great these days though.
OMG ...LoL.. I was not expecting to see her up here. Allison Stokke, the internet sensation. The chick was on every forum, message board, chanboard.. you name it, just a few years back. I heard she don't look too great these days though.
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