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12.27.2013by: Cherry Liquor

Top Ten Hottest MILFs of 2013

Everybody loves a sexy mom, right? That's the concept which floats across the movie making industry, as they cast hot actress after hot actress to play maternal figures in everything from dramas to comedies to action flicks to superhero sagas. If she's a badass, that's only more of a plus. So here's my Top Ten favorite movie MILFs from this past year.

10 - Mireille Enos (WORLD WAR Z)

Considering that she's one of the worst mothers ever to grace the small screen in her role as Sarah Linden on "The Killing," (if at some point you suspect that your kid might be dead due to cutting school and running around wild on the streets, don't you think that you'd find it in yourself to STOP WORKING AND SPEND A F*CKING DAY WITH HIM???) it was a surprise to see Mireille Enos be given some positive screen time in the summer blockbuster WORLD WAR Z. Or maybe I'm just saying that so I have an excuse to use this picture of Enos in her undies. (Or as an opportunity to point out that she's a mom in real life, having had a kid with Alan "Cameron Frye" Ruck?)

9 - Alice Braga (ELYSIUM)

I really like Alice Braga as an actress and I probably liked ELYSIUM far more than the paltry audience that attended the movie while it was in theaters. (In reality the movie made over $93 mil but it seemed as if it was one of the lowest attended of the summer films.) Maybe it's the caring nurturer roles that she gets cast in that causes me to be so fond of her. Then again, maybe it's because she's a mega-hot babe.

8 - Jennifer Aniston (WE'RE THE MILLERS)

Jennifer Aniston makes it so damn easy to hate on her by really doing nothing worthy of inspiring hate. In fact, after seeing her in the faux mom role in WE'RE THE MILLERS, stripping down to her next-to-barest essentials, I'm really rather surprised that there's any hate left for that fine-ass 40-something year old body. If NOT having kids is what helps maintain one's figure, then screw Brangelina and their skele-fying of Angelina Jolie.

7 - Jordana Brewster (FAST & FURIOUS 6)

After Brian defiled Dom's little sister Mia, the two broke up, got back together, got knocked up and I think may or may not have gotten married in the process. The one thing that was certain was Mia becoming MILF material when she gave birth to the cinematic couple's son, Jack. Let us all pray that they don't cast some teen heartthrob in his role for F&F 35.

6 - Rose Byrne (INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER TWO)

Rose Byrne continued her motherly turn with the sequel to the movie which most disappointed me from 2010 (sorry, I really wanted to be scared but I found it completely lackluster). Suffice it to say, I haven't yet watched INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER TWO but knowing that Rose hasn't changed her babe level in forever and a day, I think it's still safe for me to rank her on this list.

5 - Lena Headey (THE PURGE)

Lena Headey is beginning to make a name for herself as mainly being the actress you most want to cast if the role calls for a super hot mom. I can't think of a role that she's been in (OK, maybe I can, seeing as how she was deliciously vile in DREDD as Ma-Ma, the non-motherly version of that nickname) where it hasn't been called upon her to be a sexy breeder type. I'm not complaining...

4 - Nicole Beharie (42)

42, the movie about the rising status of baseball legend Jackie Robinson did more than cause me to cringe over the otherwise sweet tempered Alan Tudyk spewing racial slurs - it brought even more attention to the rising star of actress Nicole Beharie, cast as the wife and mother to Robinson's children. Beharie has enjoyed more success this year with her role on "Sleepy Hallow," but there's something so refined and gorgeous about her in retro clothing, fighting the injustices of the past.

3 - Diane Lane (MAN OF STEEL)

We never thought that Ma Kent could be so delicious to look at. While Diane Lane is approaching her 49th birthday this upcoming January 22nd (an Aquarius babe after my own heart), she was still cast as the famous Smallvillian matriarch. That's movie magic for you - even the superheros get super hot moms!

2 - Olga Kurylenko (OBLIVION)

While the movie wasn't all that huge at the box office by Tom Cruise standards, the MILFifying that went on with Ukrainian actress Olga Kurylenko is enough to make the flick that much more watchable, even if it might have been better when it was called MOON. There's a lot that the raven tressed beauty can do for a movie.

1 - Rene Russo (THOR: THE DARK WORLD)

Thor & Loki's mom is a hardcore warrior woman, making it all that much more confusing as to why her flaxen-haired god son would choose such a wussy human woman when he could have Sif to bang his hammer around with. Frigga got a warrior's send-off in THOR: THE DARK WORLD, one befitting of her status, her courage and her total MILF domination.

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7:27PM on 12/30/2013

BS

MH you blew it this year with every hottie list you put out.

Did anybody see Trance? Rosario Dawson, who needs only to wake up in the morning to accidentally be hotter than most of these chicks, blows the doors off most off these ladies in the 4 seconds of full frontal boneriffic awesomeness that she soo generously displayed in Trance. Stupid ass movie, but that was worth it by itself. Shame on you BloHotties for this crazy oversight.
MH you blew it this year with every hottie list you put out.

Did anybody see Trance? Rosario Dawson, who needs only to wake up in the morning to accidentally be hotter than most of these chicks, blows the doors off most off these ladies in the 4 seconds of full frontal boneriffic awesomeness that she soo generously displayed in Trance. Stupid ass movie, but that was worth it by itself. Shame on you BloHotties for this crazy oversight.
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7:25PM on 12/27/2013
Love her.
Love her.
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11:17PM on 12/29/2013
lol! See I guess my years of watching Howdy Doody as a child paid off. ;) Yeah, weird, I've never had that happen before but it rather shocked me when I was on this page and looked down to read the comment and find it's my own.
lol! See I guess my years of watching Howdy Doody as a child paid off. ;) Yeah, weird, I've never had that happen before but it rather shocked me when I was on this page and looked down to read the comment and find it's my own.
3:57AM on 12/29/2013
Yeah, I noticed that that happens sometimes when you comment on articles with the lists.
Yeah, I noticed that that happens sometimes when you comment on articles with the lists.
12:57PM on 12/28/2013
You tell 'em, Glinda! Ventriloquist style!!!
You tell 'em, Glinda! Ventriloquist style!!!
8:13PM on 12/27/2013
Hidden talent I guess, as I posted this on Lena Heady's page and it posted both there and here.
Hidden talent I guess, as I posted this on Lena Heady's page and it posted both there and here.
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7:23PM on 12/27/2013
Love her.
Love her.
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7:04PM on 12/27/2013
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
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6:46PM on 12/27/2013
Jennifer was cute in We're the Millers but her "seductive face" just makes her look angry. She tries too hard. Look how hard she's tensing her neck in that pic above making the mean face. She needs to relax.
Jennifer was cute in We're the Millers but her "seductive face" just makes her look angry. She tries too hard. Look how hard she's tensing her neck in that pic above making the mean face. She needs to relax.
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5:52PM on 12/27/2013
Great list, very good number one certainly, though I would probably have Diane Lane there.
Great list, very good number one certainly, though I would probably have Diane Lane there.
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5:51PM on 12/27/2013
She is the definition of "MILF".
She is the definition of "MILF".
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5:50PM on 12/27/2013
So sexy.
So sexy.
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5:48PM on 12/27/2013
Yeah, I definitely have a thing for her.
Yeah, I definitely have a thing for her.
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10:10AM on 12/27/2013
She kicked ass too!
She kicked ass too!
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10:03AM on 12/27/2013
Not to sure what else there is to say about her other than breathtakingly beautiful.
Not to sure what else there is to say about her other than breathtakingly beautiful.
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10:01AM on 12/27/2013
Definitely a hottie
Definitely a hottie
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10:00AM on 12/27/2013
Oh my god, this woman just gets better with age.
Oh my god, this woman just gets better with age.
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9:58AM on 12/27/2013
A true Australian babe. Really liked chapter 2.
A true Australian babe. Really liked chapter 2.
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9:57AM on 12/27/2013
Lovely and lean!
Lovely and lean!
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9:56AM on 12/27/2013
I'm not sure why she gets all the hate. Either way to me she's a hottie.
I'm not sure why she gets all the hate. Either way to me she's a hottie.
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9:54AM on 12/27/2013
Been a fan for awhile. Glad to see her on the list.
Been a fan for awhile. Glad to see her on the list.
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9:52AM on 12/27/2013
Underrated hottie
Underrated hottie
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8:04AM on 12/27/2013
The queen MILF of the galaxy! My lust for Diane knows no bounds.
The queen MILF of the galaxy! My lust for Diane knows no bounds.
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5:00AM on 12/27/2013
She is definitely a favorite of mine, but something has confused me about her for awhile now. She has never seemed to have an issue with doing nude work, based off of her willingness to go nude for multiple movies and magazines. However, other than showing her ass a few times, she has never really had nude scenes on Magic City, and that I do not understand. Other characters have had plenty of nude scenes on the show, and she has even done sex scenes, they just didn't actually show anything. One
She is definitely a favorite of mine, but something has confused me about her for awhile now. She has never seemed to have an issue with doing nude work, based off of her willingness to go nude for multiple movies and magazines. However, other than showing her ass a few times, she has never really had nude scenes on Magic City, and that I do not understand. Other characters have had plenty of nude scenes on the show, and she has even done sex scenes, they just didn't actually show anything. One can only hope this next season will be different.
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4:16AM on 12/27/2013
This was just great casting. I remember when she was a talk show to promote the first film saying she developed something of an inappropriate crush on Chris Hemsworth.
This was just great casting. I remember when she was a talk show to promote the first film saying she developed something of an inappropriate crush on Chris Hemsworth.
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4:09AM on 12/27/2013
I thought she might've been too MILF-y to be Ma Kent but dammit, she pulled it off. So glad she's on this list.
I thought she might've been too MILF-y to be Ma Kent but dammit, she pulled it off. So glad she's on this list.
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4:08AM on 12/27/2013
And she played the ultimate MILF in the form of Sara Connor in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, too!
And she played the ultimate MILF in the form of Sara Connor in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, too!
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4:07AM on 12/27/2013
She's elegant and sexy, lovely features. Looked good in her underwear in X-Men First Class.
She's elegant and sexy, lovely features. Looked good in her underwear in X-Men First Class.
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4:05AM on 12/27/2013
I do hope Brian, Mia and the baby get to ride off into the sunset and live out their days in peace.
I do hope Brian, Mia and the baby get to ride off into the sunset and live out their days in peace.
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4:04AM on 12/27/2013
She's a hot redhead similar to Jessica Chastain.
She's a hot redhead similar to Jessica Chastain.
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2:40AM on 12/27/2013
She has gotten so much worse with age. She is not attractive at all.
She has gotten so much worse with age. She is not attractive at all.
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