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01.08.2014by: Cherry Liquor

Top Ten Hottest TV Wives

TV is well known for giving its men far more attractive wives than they deserve. This isn't about the hottest wives stuck with the most undeserving of husbands. This list is more about the hottest women on television right now who happen to also kick ass at the domestic partnership thing. They're smart, they're funny, they're sexy and they're definitely some babes that you would give your right testicles to have the chance to put a ring on.

#10 Elizabeth Jennings (The Americans)

I would tell you more about Keri Russell's character on "The Americans" but I'm afraid that it would give away too much if you haven't yet watched the show, which I highly recommend. Over the years we've watched Russell go through different phases and the same can be said with Jennings over the course of the show's first season. Want to see a woman who keeps dressing up in different wigs and fashions, wielding a gun and overall being a badass woman and wife? Tune in. You won't be disappointed.

#9 Claire Dunphy (Modern Family)

Sure, the character is a type-A, neurotic housewife who really needs to figure out better ways to spend her hours than aggressively henpecking her family into completing tasks that only she thinks need to get done but did you see that scene where she didn't realize that her daughter's boyfriend could see her through the webcam? Julie Bowen has a knack in taking an otherwise grating character and show that she's willing to be kinky (all those failed Valentine's Day dinners with Phil) and has the innate brilliance to turn every Halloween into an awesome experience.

#8 The Red Queen (Once Upon a Time in Wonderland)

In an otherwise lackluster show, Emma Rigby's The Red Queen has been a welcome distraction. Sure, she's a bit bloodthirsty and yeah, she's obsessed with wealth and riches, but have you checked out that cleavage? Rigby might have a face that looks as if she's spent too much time sucking on lemons after getting injections into her lips at the plastic surgeon's office, but that rack is one meant to break out of storytime.

#7 Lily Aldrin (How I Met Your Mother)

When she was on "Buffy," Alyson Hannigan cornered the market on devilishly cute. In the AMERICAN PIE series, she showed that you should never count out the innocent looking band geek from the pool of freaks you want in your bed. As Lily Aldrin, the lusty and open-minded spouse to Marshall on "How I Met Your Mother," Hannigan proves that you don't have to give up having your best friend that you get to bang just because you make her an honest woman.

#6 Temperance Brennan (Bones)

After years of the "Will They/Won't They?" crap, Bones & Booth finally got it on to create their little daughter and after fighting one of the worst story line villains since the Gormogon, the TV couple took their stroll to the altar during the beginning of the show's ninth season. The reason why Brennan makes such an excellent TV wife isn't just because she's gorgeous and it's certainly not because of her borderline autistic moments of obnoxiousness - it's because she never hesitates to talk frankly about her new husband's attractiveness or prowess in the bedroom, which she also calls upon with regularity and grand enthusiasm.

#5 Virginia Johnson (Masters of Sex)

The real Virginia Johnson, infamous feminine half of the ground-breaking Masters & Johnson sex research team, just died last year at the age of 88. At the time that she was tapped to work with William H. Masters, she was a twice divorced mother of two who had no social or professional reputation to protect, which made her the ideal female candidate in the arena of female multiple orgasms. On "Masters of Sex," Lizzy Caplan, who has often been mocked by fanboys being a "butterface," shuts everyone up with her retro glam and of course, scenes like this where we get to marvel at the gorgeousness of her other physical features. No wonder Masters took her on as his wife for 20 years.

#4 Veronica Fisher (Shameless)

Shanola Hampton might not have a huge acting resume under her belt but she's criminally hot under her clothing when she plays ghetto wife to goofball Kev on the Showtime series "Shameless." The show, which revolves around the highly improbable and decidedly surreal lives of the Gallagher family in the projects of Chicago, has a phenomenal cast of supporting characters, including the webcam mistress Veronica, who once helped her reading impaired husband learn new words by Post-It noting them to various parts of her body. Yum.

#3 Lacey Hamilton (Awkward.)

Nikki Deloach has been kicking around Hollywood since the mid-1990's, appearing on Disney's "The Mickey Mouse Club" back during the Justin/Britney/Christina years but it wasn't until she was cast as the teenage mother and super hot wife Lacey Hamilton on MTV's scripted series, "Awkward." in 2011 that she really began to show just how big of an overlooked hottie she is. More proof? This gif of her in a bikini, where the magic of television breast transformation makes you sigh that Jenna's mom has got it seriously going on.

#2 Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (The Big Bang Theory)

I probably should have used an image of Melissa Rauch in one of her cute little sundress/tight sweater combos that her character Bernadette wears on "The Big Bang Theory," but after the Maxim photospread from last year came out, it turned into the best illustration of just how hot Rauch has always been all these years from behind her glasses. The pint-sized buxom blonde might be a substitute for Howard's overbearing Jewish mother but honestly? How f*cking lucky is that creepy little prick in getting that hot piece of Catholic girl ass?

#1 Gloria Delgado-Pritchett (Modern Family)

If you've powered your way through a first marriage to a woman who used to be everything that you thought you wanted, only to find yourself embittered and divorced (but rich!), what better way to start the second installment in your life than to get yourself a super hot second wife? That's the All-American dream and there's never been a better representation of the ideal than in Sofia Vergara's Gloria on the popular sitcom, "Modern Family." Peggy Bundy must be eye-rolling the wig off her head right about now.

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4:30PM on 11/02/2014
Clearly never watched the League before.
Clearly never watched the League before.
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1:01PM on 01/12/2014
Totally hot in a unique way, but then again so is the chick that plays Alice.
Totally hot in a unique way, but then again so is the chick that plays Alice.
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10:59PM on 01/09/2014
You can barely see the Adam's apple.
You can barely see the Adam's apple.
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2:29AM on 01/09/2014
like her nice and curvy
like her nice and curvy
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2:28AM on 01/09/2014
sexy and short me like
sexy and short me like
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2:27AM on 01/09/2014
i could watch that gif all day
i could watch that gif all day
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2:26AM on 01/09/2014
damn very sexy
damn very sexy
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2:25AM on 01/09/2014
i think she has a pretty face
i think she has a pretty face
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12:32PM on 01/08/2014
you know what? I think this was a shameless excuse to show or talk about Sofia Vergara. We all knew before we clicked on the gallery who would be number 1. What was the point of this post other than to show her. SMH
you know what? I think this was a shameless excuse to show or talk about Sofia Vergara. We all knew before we clicked on the gallery who would be number 1. What was the point of this post other than to show her. SMH
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12:22PM on 01/08/2014
I am going to choose to believe that Morena Baccarin as Jessica Brody on Homeland didn't make this list because she is technically no longer on Homeland, because that is the only somewhat justifiable reason for her not making it.
I am going to choose to believe that Morena Baccarin as Jessica Brody on Homeland didn't make this list because she is technically no longer on Homeland, because that is the only somewhat justifiable reason for her not making it.
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12:13PM on 01/08/2014
She should not be at #2, what kind of contrived crap is that? Bernadette hotter than Virginia Johnson? No freaking way, and that is just one of the 8 that should be above her.
She should not be at #2, what kind of contrived crap is that? Bernadette hotter than Virginia Johnson? No freaking way, and that is just one of the 8 that should be above her.
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12:07PM on 01/08/2014
Sure Bones isn't the best show ever, but it is good, and I have been watching it for so long, that I couldn't imagine not doing so. Not to mention, I have always loved Brennan, and I am so glad that she is looking great on the show again.
Sure Bones isn't the best show ever, but it is good, and I have been watching it for so long, that I couldn't imagine not doing so. Not to mention, I have always loved Brennan, and I am so glad that she is looking great on the show again.
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12:01PM on 01/08/2014
I agree with smacaskill, about the show and Keri Russell. She really has never looked better or more sexy than she does now.
I agree with smacaskill, about the show and Keri Russell. She really has never looked better or more sexy than she does now.
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10:09AM on 01/08/2014
I'm so bored of her.
I'm so bored of her.
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10:07AM on 01/08/2014
Morena Baccarin as Jessica Brody on Homeland?
Morena Baccarin as Jessica Brody on Homeland?
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10:06AM on 01/08/2014
The Disney girls of the 90s were fi-ine.
The Disney girls of the 90s were fi-ine.
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10:04AM on 01/08/2014
She's adorable/hot in exactly the right way.
She's adorable/hot in exactly the right way.
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10:03AM on 01/08/2014
Nope
Nope
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10:03AM on 01/08/2014
I prefer Zooey but Emily Deschanel is no slouch in the hottie department either.
I prefer Zooey but Emily Deschanel is no slouch in the hottie department either.
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10:01AM on 01/08/2014
She is so sexy. Great show.
She is so sexy. Great show.
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10:00AM on 01/08/2014
Love her. Intelligence is sexy.
Love her. Intelligence is sexy.
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9:58AM on 01/08/2014
Awesome selection. Very sexy.
Awesome selection. Very sexy.
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9:57AM on 01/08/2014
I need to check this show out.
I need to check this show out.
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8:31AM on 01/08/2014
I think she's a million times hotter than Kaley. I would most likely knock Kaley out of the way getting to Melissa.
I think she's a million times hotter than Kaley. I would most likely knock Kaley out of the way getting to Melissa.
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7:13AM on 01/08/2014
I don't think there's any question that Sofia is the hottest wife on TV right now. She's a beautiful, curvy, latina and that's my type of woman.

This is a pretty good list but I might suggest Malin Akerman as well. She always looks good on Trophy Wife.

There's also plenty of women on Parenthood to choose from. Monica Potter, Erika Christensen, and Joy Bryant are all damn good looking women. There's Lauren Graham too but her character isn't married.
I don't think there's any question that Sofia is the hottest wife on TV right now. She's a beautiful, curvy, latina and that's my type of woman.

This is a pretty good list but I might suggest Malin Akerman as well. She always looks good on Trophy Wife.

There's also plenty of women on Parenthood to choose from. Monica Potter, Erika Christensen, and Joy Bryant are all damn good looking women. There's Lauren Graham too but her character isn't married.
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7:11AM on 01/08/2014
That is a fantastic rack. She's not as hot as Kaley Cuoco but Melissa definitely has some nice curves.
That is a fantastic rack. She's not as hot as Kaley Cuoco but Melissa definitely has some nice curves.
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7:10AM on 01/08/2014
I stopped watching Bones a few years ago when the stories got too ridiculous but Emily is definitely hot. I much prefer her over her little sister.
I stopped watching Bones a few years ago when the stories got too ridiculous but Emily is definitely hot. I much prefer her over her little sister.
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7:09AM on 01/08/2014
I'll never understand why Cobie Smulders is seen as the sex symbol from this show. Alyson Hannigan is almost 40 and looks better than most 25 year olds in Hollywood. She was cute on Buffy and has kept getting hotter ever since.
I'll never understand why Cobie Smulders is seen as the sex symbol from this show. Alyson Hannigan is almost 40 and looks better than most 25 year olds in Hollywood. She was cute on Buffy and has kept getting hotter ever since.
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7:07AM on 01/08/2014
While she's not Sofia Vergara hot Julie Bowen is still a sexy woman.
While she's not Sofia Vergara hot Julie Bowen is still a sexy woman.
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7:06AM on 01/08/2014
The Americans was one of the best rookie show from last year and Keri Russell is sexier now than she has ever been.
The Americans was one of the best rookie show from last year and Keri Russell is sexier now than she has ever been.
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