Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan.... yeah, you all know the story. I feel really bad for this girl. I know she's underweight. I know she's probably propped up by Red Bull and horse steroids, but you have to hand it to her. She keeps trying to turn out something that will, well... do something for her. She has a clothing line called 6126 and she's photoshopped to hell in these ads for it, but she was photoshopped when she was younger and thicker and you can't tell me that them removing her freckled and smoothing out her skin didn't affect that poor girl's self esteem in a negative way. I don't foresee a comeback, but I'd like to avoid seeing a trainwreck. Can someone get her a good daddy like Britney's got? An aunt? A distant cousin? Someone who will actually care about this girl and not just use her some more.