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Lohan in Jail

Jul. 6, 2010by: Randy the Ram

The day has finally come, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail and to In-Patient rehab. We all knew it was going to end up this way. Time and time again she mocked the system and did whatever the hell she pleased, no matter how many court dates, alcohol restraining anklets, policemen who ended up looking more stupid than her, it was obvious she kept descending into a world of substance abuse, truly a disease. This time her celebrity status did not save her (lets just see if the whole system manages to keep her behind bars after a few days). It's about friggin' time, I don't say it because I hate the girl but she does need one big f*cking punch in the face (and not just one by a jealous waitress), more like a symbolic slap in the face, she needs to know that she's digging up her own grave so I really hope this counts as rock bottom to the wrecktastick actress because not only is her career on the line but her life too. Dammit woman, get your shit straight!
Extra Tidbit: She will apparently not be able to pass GO and will not be able to collect $200

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1:05AM on 07/07/2010
About friggin' time!!!!!!!
About friggin' time!!!!!!!
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5:03AM on 07/07/2010
90 days, her red hair should come back in that time.
90 days, her red hair should come back in that time.
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12:14AM on 07/07/2010

Seeing that pic honestly made me smile.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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10:14AM on 07/07/2010
Thank you, justice system. She should learn a lesson or two this time.
Thank you, justice system. She should learn a lesson or two this time.
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2:55PM on 07/07/2010
I actually feel really sorry for her. I used to like her for being one of the more honest, young hollywood celebs around. Buut yeah, she really needs help. I'm still hoping she can pull herself together like Drew Berrymore managed to do, but I won't hold my breath.
I actually feel really sorry for her. I used to like her for being one of the more honest, young hollywood celebs around. Buut yeah, she really needs help. I'm still hoping she can pull herself together like Drew Berrymore managed to do, but I won't hold my breath.
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7:02AM on 07/07/2010
Oh joy, this is proof that a higher power does exists! :D
Oh joy, this is proof that a higher power does exists! :D
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3:52PM on 07/07/2010
Who Farted?
Who Farted?
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5:34PM on 07/07/2010
HAHAHAHA! ....... Wait, I don't get it. WHAT?!?!
HAHAHAHA! ....... Wait, I don't get it. WHAT?!?!
11:04AM on 07/07/2010

DAMMIT!.....

There's talk of her possibly only serving 25% of that time in jail or just checking into a rehab clinic! SEND HER TO JAIL!!!!!!!!
There's talk of her possibly only serving 25% of that time in jail or just checking into a rehab clinic! SEND HER TO JAIL!!!!!!!!
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8:23PM on 07/06/2010
Ughhh, do they really have to let her out? Can't they just keep her there from now on? Times are tight, but I think CA can scrape up enough dough to give her 3 hots and a cot for the next 60 years or so.
Ughhh, do they really have to let her out? Can't they just keep her there from now on? Times are tight, but I think CA can scrape up enough dough to give her 3 hots and a cot for the next 60 years or so.
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