I swore I wasn't going to write anything on the crazy adventures of virtual Lindsanity unless it involved some form of hotness but this time I shall make an exception because it involves some form of humorous situation in a schadenfreude kind of way. Lindsay Lohan was celebrating her 24th birthday... whoa whoa whoa, wtf? Shit dude, she looks like she already has grandkids! ...anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so Lilo was celebrating b-day No. 24 and got something she wasn't expecting. A punch in the face. A waitress went all fist of fury on Lohan's visage apparently because said waitress was boinking "The Hills" Doug Reindhart and she saw Lindsay with him so naturally she got jealous and did what any run of the mill crazy chick would do if she saw her boy with Lohan. I like to imagine she followed the punch with a phrase along the lines of "Unhappy Birthday Biatch!" or something like that. Ah, if only we had the video.