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Lohan Punched

Jul. 2, 2010by: Randy the Ram
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I swore I wasn't going to write anything on the crazy adventures of virtual Lindsanity unless it involved some form of hotness but this time I shall make an exception because it involves some form of humorous situation in a schadenfreude kind of way. Lindsay Lohan was celebrating her 24th birthday... whoa whoa whoa, wtf? Shit dude, she looks like she already has grandkids! ...anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so Lilo was celebrating b-day No. 24 and got something she wasn't expecting. A punch in the face. A waitress went all fist of fury on Lohan's visage apparently because said waitress was boinking "The Hills" Doug Reindhart and she saw Lindsay with him so naturally she got jealous and did what any run of the mill crazy chick would do if she saw her boy with Lohan. I like to imagine she followed the punch with a phrase along the lines of "Unhappy Birthday Biatch!" or something like that. Ah, if only we had the video.

Extra Tidbit: Physical abuse is generally no laughing matter unless it's done to celebs or she-villains in "24".
Source: CelebritySmack

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7:42AM on 07/05/2010

YES!

There is a God! :D
There is a God! :D
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10:31PM on 07/04/2010
I'd let her bleed all over my dick and than I would hit that ginger ass.
I'd let her bleed all over my dick and than I would hit that ginger ass.
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1:42AM on 07/05/2010
I'm shaking my head in disgust.
I'm shaking my head in disgust.
5:50PM on 07/03/2010
I don't know...I'd still hit it.
I don't know...I'd still hit it.
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12:20AM on 07/03/2010

Perhaps it will

knock some sense into her?
knock some sense into her?
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7:37PM on 07/02/2010
lohan got punched and paris hilton got arrested and carted away in cuffs at the world cup games in south africa for possesion of pot.
fuckin awesome day all around no?
lohan got punched and paris hilton got arrested and carted away in cuffs at the world cup games in south africa for possesion of pot.
fuckin awesome day all around no?
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3:14PM on 07/02/2010
Seems like she didn't get decked hard enough. Hopefully plenty more will follow along with a nice entertaining video of her getting her face handed to her.
Seems like she didn't get decked hard enough. Hopefully plenty more will follow along with a nice entertaining video of her getting her face handed to her.
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