In the year 2046 cockroach zombie mutants will rule the earth, our only hope will be washed-out celebrities that have been turned into cyborg cavemen and cyborg cavewomen. You think I'm joking? I have seen the future and we cannot run away from it, I even brought you some pics... that's Lindsay Lohan's backside, I think she was probably demanding her payment of crazy juice for offing the cockzotants. "Blaargh, me want magic powder".
In all honesty I don't know what the hell is going on, most probably a photo shoot of some sorts and a clever use of boots to conceal Lilos's alcohol detecting SCRAM device.