Who the hell would be stupid enough to mess with Agent Brandt slash the next Jason Bourne? Some dumbass drunks in Phuket, Thailand, of course.
Uber hot Jeremy Renner (anyone starts up with bullshit whining about equal opportunity posts on this site, you can suck my - shut yo mouth!) was partying with a group of friends, doing some barhopping around 4:30am when a fight broke out between one of Jeremy's friends and a few people who worked at the bar after a glass was broken. Vorasit Issara, the friend of Renner, ended up stabbed in the neck and stomach. While he was involved in the melee and went to the hospital to be checked up on, good thing was that Renner went unscathed.
Of course he went unscathed! He's Jeremy-freakin-Renner! Brandt, Hansel, Bourne, Hawkeye... try to keep that man down. Or me, if you ever try and lay a finger on my man again.