Media succubus Kim Kardashian forgot something important yesterday while out in Miami to film her horrible show. That thing she forgot was, of course, her dignity. Oh wait, I forgot, she's never had any of that. And now her failings at being dignified are there for all of us to enjoy in the form of her slightly visible, San Andreas-like ass crack peeking through a sheer dress sans underwear. If it were anyone else, I might have assumed this was a mere oversight, but seeing as how it's Kim, I can only assume this is some kind of not subtle advertisement for her show. The only thing missing is a big, flashing, neon sign wrapped around her ass advertising Kim and Khloe Take Miami, with maybe the E! channel exclamation point poking out of her crack. That at least might have dropped some authenticity in place of her missing dignity.