Actually, I probably could do a weekly column all about the plethora of hot English women completely unknown to all us yanks over here on the western edge of the Atlantic. They got plenty of page 6 girls and titty mag hotties you all would certainly enjoy. Can't forget all their reality TV hotties though - hotties like Lucy Meklenburgh, who from what I gather does some kind of show over there about people from Essex. What show she's on isn't really important. It's English reality TV anyway, which has proven itself capable of teaching American reality TV a thing or two about how to get down to trashy new lows. And that's saying something, considering the reality TV shit that gets smeared all over our screens on a weekly basis over here in the states. What is important is how Lucy looks in a bikini, which is awesome. I'm kind of glad I don't know her, as I suspect getting to know her through her show would probably make me think less of her. As it is now, I can just appreciate those spectacular hips and tummy unhindered by anything else. I think that's for the best.
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