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04.16.2008by: Cherry Liquor
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Most of the time when I see her lately, I have to say that I miss the Michelle Rodriguez from her FAST AND THE FURIOUS days. She was one smokin' mamacita in that flick (and is apparently geared up to return to form for the upcoming fourth installment of the franchise). But after several arrests and public outbursts, she's been looking less and less bonita and more and more like a perro.

Which in the world of gossip means that she must be all about the bumping of the tacos, right? Michelle herself is not quite denying the allegations recently posed to her. Quoted as saying: "I don't answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business. If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog—that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors." (and yeah, she said "bathroom" and not "bedroom" - but that's a whole other rant), I can't make up my mind. But then again, she also has a point when she goes on to be disgusted that people want to know"what I'm doing with my vagina, and I think that that's sick."

No, Michelle. That's just perverted, not sick. We want to know what the sex lives of movie stars are like so that we have dreams at night, we can put you into the position that our subconscious wants you. And when you clean up as nicely as you do (case in point: the picture to your right), can you really blame us for wanting a piece of that Latina ass? Por favor?

Extra Tidbit: Michelle is really her middle name. Her first birth name is Mayte. Maybe if she'd stuck with that sexy name, we wouldn't be questioning her sexuality. Just a thought.
Source: DListed

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2:20PM on 04/17/2008

Nice.

Whoever Cherry Liquor is...is awesome. I read one of the previous entries in which the words, "bumping tacos" was brought in and it makes me glad that someone talks like that.
Whoever Cherry Liquor is...is awesome. I read one of the previous entries in which the words, "bumping tacos" was brought in and it makes me glad that someone talks like that.
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