Perennial site favorite Amber Heard is in the pages of Italy's Max magazine this month, making with the not-so-subtle oral fixation references with the cigar and frequent licking of things. No doubt making oral associations with Amber is a fairly normal reaction, for wide range of folks. So nice of her to help us along there. I see Amber just got cast in a movie with one of my favorite actors of all time, Gary Oldman, in a movie called MOTOR CITY. Apt production for Amber, considering her love of classic automobiles. The girl really is a guys kind of woman. She digs cars, chicks, guns, rock music, getting wasted and having fun. Now that I think about it, she's probably more of a guy than a lot of guys. That's kind of depressing. Makes me want to turn in my man card now. No wait - I let that membership expire years ago. Nevermind.