Amber Heard is in the pages of Women's Health magazine, looking particularly healthy I must say. How badly do you want to be that dog right now? Chicks and dogs get all the love from Amber apparently. What's a shabby celeb news writer to do? Be completely outside of her world, that's what. But it's cool. Something tells me the reason she's into the girls is that no guy can handle her. She looks like she would totally annihilate a guy after awhile. He just wouldn't be able to keep up with her. While she's running the Boston Marathon, he's running down to the corner for a pack of smokes. Women like that are fun in spurts, but trying to create a relationship with them can become like building the pyramids. Eventually your back is gonna break. That or some other irreplaceable body part.
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