Kate Upton is in Esquire this month, doing her sexy tease bit with the scissors and the covered up nude shots. Sometimes I really hate how effective women's arms can be at covering up the naughty bits. All the clothes are gone, she's totally nude, but then a bicep shows up and suddenly all gratification is lost. Moments like these must be one of the few perks of being a grip or some stagehand at a big time photo studio. You might spend all day doing manual labor for peanuts, but occasionally you get to see hot models' tits. That's a fair trade off, I think.
Kate really needs to stop teasing us, as I doubt that showing her goods would do anything negative for her career. In fact, that would be just the right move to propel her to the top right now. I don't know that for a fact. I'm just voicing my own opinion now. It makes a lot of sense, though.
UPDATE: Looks like Kate got herself the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover as well. Looks more like the cover for Shitty Photoshop Magazine if you ask me, but there it is.