So Katy Perry is doing the cover of next month's Cosmo Australia, and of course the bewbage is on full display, as usual. You know, I love Katy's bewbies as much as anyone, but I'm starting to get a Jessica Alba feel from her. It's that frustration that comes with the seemingly endless tease thing. There comes a point when it's just been seen. Yeah, Katy, you've got big tits. Great. Now show them to us, or go away. We're like cats in respect to you and your goods. We might enjoy chasing after your dangling string for a time, but eventually we're going to lose interest and just prefer to lick our butts for awhile. Okay, so perhaps that's not the best analogy ever, but you get my meaning.
Look, just take it off already, okay Katy? You're half way there most of the time anyway. Just finish what you start and give us some peace already. Thank you.