At least, I think that's Katy Perry. I don't recognize her under all that make up. She's also without her trademark colored hair and rubber clothing. It's only those ample bewbs of hers that give her away. Speaking on behalf of those who don't listen to her music at all, it's fair to say that those girls of hers are Katy's biggest claim to fame for us. Granted, in the course of my duties here, I've learned a thing or two more about her. She seems pretty offbeat, which is apparent if you've ever seen anything from her stage shows. She doesn't marry very well - also pretty obvious. She also seems to have a screwed up family, although that's more of an opinion. Still, it's that fantastic rack of hers that by far encompasses the majority of the attention she gets from me. For the sake of our relationship, I do hope she never gets rid of them.
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