I hate to say it, because it makes me feel so dirty in doing so, but after witnessing the spectacular ass-terpiece of Kim Kardashian in silver body paint yesterday, I find it hard to be satisfied with the parental guidance suggested cleavage of Katy Perry
. Her photoshoot with Rolling Stone magazine from earlier in the year is hotter than this one, even though Cosmo magazine loves to believe that it's the bible for teaching stupid chicks how to fake being sexy or selling them inaccurate information on how men just love
to have their nipples played with (F.Y.I. stick to a blowjob, show some enthusiasm, never put something in your mouth you don't intend to swallow and save some energy to grill a steak afterward and you're welcome, I just saved you a couple years' worth of subscription costs). But hey, I think that all might be stuff that Perry knows, seeing as how she's marrying a guy best known for telling raunchy sex jokes.
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