Kristen Bell is in April's Women's Health, touting the benefits of having a gravity-defying ass. I don't know if it's capable of resisting the pull of the Earth, but it's quite nice. How exactly does one sculpt an ass, btw? Is that like taking a chisel to your cheeks and snipping off hunks of flesh until it starts to resist the pull of the Earth? You nutty marketing people - always finding clever ways to tell people how to get off their asses and exercise.
Whatever happened to the geeky Kristen Bell? I kind of miss that nerd pin up girl persona she had a few years back. Why is that so many hotties cultivate a geek following, only to jump ship and go all fashionista once they get into the upper echelons of fame? I suppose the lure of being adored by legions of homely, socially awkward shut ins with personal grooming issues is just too much for hotties like Kristen. Poor thing.
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