If you're hoping for less coverage on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, you might want to stay off the internet for the next few months. With TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON still a few weeks away from its massive summer premiere and figuring that it'll be in theaters for a blockbuster run (which in the current movie going atmosphere is around 6 weeks - making me feel old as f*ck that I remember INDIANA JONES & THE TEMPLE OF DOOM being in theaters for nearly a year when I was a kid, back when there were an average of 3 screens per theater), good luck in getting away from Michael Bay's latest creation. In the meantime, take a deep breath, pull those boxers your mom just laundered out of your ass and laugh at shit she says instead of constantly bitching. For as Rosie tells Maxim, there's a lot more to her lips than just their bloated size.
"The rest of my body requires a lot of upkeep, but the lips are one thing I don't have to work on. They're funny, because they change color with my mood. They get really, really red when I'm angry or passionate, and pale when I'm miserable or tired. But I suppose everyone else's do, too. They have a life of their own. They get me in trouble. You know mood rings? I've got mood lips."