Being the vicious, heartless tease that she is, most of the goods were obscured or otherwise not fully appreciable in either pic. Wait, isn't this the woman who will do pretty much anything for attention? What the hell is all this teasing shit about? You know what we want to see, Maria. If you're going to put on a bikini, you better bend over and post some pictures of that to your goofy Twitter page. Nobody wants to see your arty diving board or playful weeds shit. I don't care how many HDR effects you put on it. We want this:
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