As much as I want to make fun of that big, dopey smile of Donnie Wahlberg, I cant really blame him. Aside from a few pictures of me passed out on the floor vomiting bile and spit, this is exactly what I would look like if I were to ever meet Maria Menounos in real life. That dress she's stuffed herself into wouldn't help matters, either. Not only is it tight, showing off everything I love about her (her cleavage and booty), but the wavy pattern on it makes her body look like this giant glass of water that I just want to down in one gulp. I don't even drink water, but Maria makes it look enticing as hell. Come to think of it, that's probably exactly what I'd say to her. "Hey! I just ran a marathon." She'd ask what the hell I was talking about, after which, I'd reply, "I'd like to drink you up!" That's around the time when I'd get tazed by security and beaten. I'm not very good with talking to beautiful women. Or with pick up lines. Anyway, while I may never be as cool and debonair as a New Kids on the Block alumni, I would definitely love you, Maria. Give me a chance! What? No? Okay..
Click on each photo to enlarge!